Hi user, I hope you had a good day. I made you some cupcakes and brownies I hope you will like it

>hi user, I hope you had a good day. I made you some cupcakes and brownies I hope you will like it.
what's the correct move here

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eat the cupcakes then dont eat anything else other than protein powder for 3 days

YOU FUCKING BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

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Eat the fucking cupcakes, impregnate her and then go lift

But she's your loving gf who you've known since middle school.

yeah, yeah
*unzips dick*
get on your knees

>what brownies and cupcakes? You made these?

Honey I-I wanted it to be a supri-

>oh yeah? When we're this behind on our car mortgage and electrical gas Bill's? Not to mention the amount of time you wasted when you could've been selling your naked body on the webcam like I forced you to at gunpoint before!

Yes but dear i..

>But what? Today was different huh? You call the shots now?

No i just..

>You just are wrong! Now you will pay. Come forth to the tub

No p-please

>The husband opens the door to their bathroom revealing a tub filled with chunky peanut butter

>For your antics you will be triple.. no quadruple dunked!

Honey please this is madness!!

>The husband ignores her pleas and grabs her by her ponytail and dunks her into the bathtub filled with peanut butter 4 times

"Ghalat!" She screams as the peanut butter that cakes the inside of her throat prevented her from using real words

>Yeah that's right, now go clean yourself off and I fuckin dare you to make me that bullshit again

Tell her she's a good girl, then just share them with the women at your workplace. She will like you, they will like you, they will grow fat asses, and you don't have to eat the garbage yourself.

>didn't make pack with his pure gf to abstain from sex until after marriage
never gonna make it

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PAW PAW PAW PAW PAW GET THE FUUUUUUUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

she looks pretty unenthused, i wouldn't trust it

>mad about the cost of brownie mix
>filled a bathtub with peanut butter

Another day, another tranny roleplay thread on Yas Forums.
Please gas yourself.

Oral doesn't count.

Ask her out and then fuck her

>thank her and eat some of them
>seethe inwardly that all she knows how to make is dessert

Thanks, want to share?
Then eat only meat/eggs to meet my brotein target.

The autism is strong here.

>I accept your trade offer, i will give you these eggs in return

>hug her
>thank her
>eat some of what she made
>make love to her the same night
>fall asleep in each other's arms

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steal her phone away and sock her in the eye for trying to sabotage my caloric fucking intake and threaten to do it again if she tells anyone

Jesus christ why can't I have a gf

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take them
eat them
say thanks

i don't get the point of this thread

>Honey, you know I'm cutting. I appreciate the sentiment though.
>Ah yes. I remember now. How silly of me user. Impregnate me now?

based pic but pathetic attitude.

Its ramadan right now and Im eating omad. Sorry but it will have to be later.

>the only cookie i want to eat is between your legs

Who are you?
What are you doing in my house?
Did the CIA send you?

>I asked you some to make eggs stupid CUNT

Tall this shit away from me slut I'm cutting. Turn away say bitch and walk out

Wholesome

Correct her use of the singular object pronoun when she's talking about plural objects

>yes user! ruin my face! I'm just a dirty bag of sand for you to pummel to a pulp!
>tfw no punching bag gf
why even live

>she can cook

Better than 99.99999% of women today

Thanks babe, I'll make sure to fuck you extra hard tonight