Walking through kitchen after showering to get water...

>walking through kitchen after showering to get water, been cutting since quarantine doing bodyweight/dumbbell routine in my room and abs are looking good
>sister sees me, she bites her lip, blushes and looks away
>mom looks at me then looks to dad and says 'why can't you be in as good a shape as him!' while pointing at me

feels good to be mired even without leaving the house bros

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your sister and mother are whores

>went camping with some friends since it's one of the few things that you can do
>fishing all afternoon, hang by campfire at night
>was getting complimented on how big I've gotten
>no one ever said no homo
I didn't feel safe

I am so hungry i opened the thread to take a better look of that pizza

>sister
Nice
>mom
Because he's fucking old. He literally cannot be in as good of shape as a young man unless he does gear. What a bitch. I hope he wrecked that butthole and told her how much hotter your sister is that night.

this. you should treat them like whores and have your way with them OP

That’s why you tell them “alright I appreciate it you’re my boys but y’all are gonna need to start dropping some no homos”

Nice incest fantasy
Alabama man

I'm not a disgusting piece of shit American thankfully

>t. OP's dad
You know the time you spend defeatistposting is time you could be working out with your son, right?

Why do you walk shirtless around the house in front of your parents, do you have no respect

wypipo baka

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Shut the fuck up

>literally into incest
>AAAAGGHHH AMERICANS FAT HAHA AAAGGGHH SO GLAD IM NOT THAT

Ok eurofag

>tfw no excited kids to take for ice cream after a hard pull day.

Perfectly reasonable response, america is a human farm with uneducated and obese livestock that are given a diet of flouride and cancer so they die quicker, oink oink

wait u made literally the same thread earlier... What the fuck is wrong with you

As an American, I wholeheartedly agree.

I wish I knew this feel, but even if I experienced it, I'm not sure I would realize how special it was

Fpbp

Same. 10 more pounds and I’m having my first cheat day. 18 down this month.

>be living with friend, rooming in his apartment with him
>pretty chill
>bring girls over ever now and then
>start cutting like 2 months before quarantine and corona shit starts
>he gets his first gf (25 years old)
>mfw she moves in after a month of them dating
>always seems like she’s mirin but I can’t tell
>friend and gf are both chubby peoplelets like legit 5’ tall, I’m 6’2”
>tfw to start of quarantine she always asks me for help getting shit from high up and not him, think nothing of this
>slowly starts commenting on my height more and more, it’s definitely a subtle mire
>starts doing shit like if he’s talking/flirting with her but is focused on other shit she’ll look me in the eyes and say shit like “but in just an innocent short girl” and lick her upper lip
>don’t wanna get kicked out so I say nothing and just leave the room the 2 times this happened
>ffw to last week he goes to visit family, she’s apparently gonna go back to stay with her parents
>next day she comes back, he’s to be gone the entire week (got back yesterday) tells me she forgot something
>we talk a bit and she started getting handsy with me and without me making a move knelt down and undid my pants and started blowing me
>I’m not huge, 7” but I was in her throat
>end up cumming all over her face on her lips and tits, in her hair
>all I say is “what about your bf??”
>she looks up at me with these puppy dog style eyes while covered in my nut and says
>Manlets, when will they learn

(You)

BASED

amazing larp user

*claps*

>everyone walk the dinosaur
Got a chub, heres your (you)

This. Have sex with them, user.

wtf is wrong with you? I would rather cut my dick off than having my sister or mom have kinky thoughts about me

>hope he wrecked that butthole and told her how much hotter your sister is that night.
Based

Enjoyed the ending. Based.