Imagine being so cucked by society that you don't sleep in the nude

>4 times a night
are you 70

When i do this, my sheets end up smelling fucking horrible. Makes me gag

Dont drink any water 2-3 hours before bed you tard. Its not hard.

You're supposed to take a shower every day, you know

Picture not having clothes set out in case of a fire so you're not standing in the snow buck naked like adam and eve

If you drink like 7 pints per day like I often do, you will wake up nightly

who here /shirt but no pants/?

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disgusting

I drink 8l of tea per day and it's enough to to pee once at night, stretch your bladder mate

I can't imagine people sleeping in pj during summer, how the fuck do you withstand the heat
I also can't imagine people sleeping in pj during winter, skipping on blessing touch of warm sheets on your succulent, naked body

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when granny bring you kompot, you don't fucking refuse.

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god bless your granny, user

she's seen a dick before, user

She's also probably seen YOUR dick before too

I drink 3-4 litres of water a day and rarely get up to pee. Sometimes i wake up an hour or two early but otherwise not really. Its literally just because you drink too close to bed time.

Try this:
Wake up 6am: drink 1litre
Noon: drink 1 litre
5pm: drink 1 litre

You can space it out, you dont have to down it all at once. Just drink earlier in the day.

I couldn't sleep in the nude but I tend to wear very loose pajamas. I don't understand people that don't let their balls breath during the night.

>are you 70
i mean, he lives with a grandma...

idk how to stretch my bladder can you help me stretch?

Cant sleep nude because exactly 5am I get a massive boner and qould probably have qet dreams 24/7

Got back into sleeping nude recently, been noticing large scrapes up my leg despite sleeping on a futon. Literally no hard furniture nearby.

I do, but my little brother and sister always come through my room to get to the bathroom (retarded house design) and definitely see my morning wood every morning. Should I be concerned about this?

No. Why?

Sounds like their problem, surely there’s another way to the bathroom?

Mine is the only one upstairs and I don't have a lock

It just seems fucked up

I do this but always end up with poo under my left middle finger

I dont know why I pick my asshole in my sleep...

Has anyone else experienced this?

Trim so it's more pronounced. Kids don't have any respect these days and you need to assert your dominance.

If they ask just tell them that the penis is made of cavernous tissues that are more or less filled with blood depending on temperature and other factors and that's why your peepee is big sometimes.

When they walk past you the next time they are going to pee, just jump out of your bed fully nude screaming :
YOU DARE AWAKEN MEE?!
they wont bother you anymore

I started sleeping with only underwear, it actually has helped my insomnia.

They're 14 and 16 kek

worse that could happen is that they're going to make fun of you the whole day then forget about it.

You just cured my schizophrenia I remember drinking when I wanted a lift/wake up as a child and now I'm boss of my life again