Bulk or cut?

Bulk or cut?

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cut [your hair]

If every week he added 150 calories until he got to 3000(more depending on what exercise he does I assume he plays basketball because he’s lanky and dressed like he’s playing basketball kek) he’s bulk up nicely

how the fuck is XQC that skinny he only eats mcdonalds and drinks only coke

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cut [spoiler]yourself, faggot[/spoiler]

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because he probably doesn't eat more than 1800 calories per day. Calories out>calories in=skinny

damn this board doesnt have spoiler tags fucking ruined the joke

fuck, how do i edit my post? im trans btw

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This makes me feel good about being a manlet. Dude would get toppled by a gust of wind.

monstrous frog that one

XQC is the embodiment of a chad dyel he looks like the chad version of a band kid or a cross country/track kid

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he exerts all his calories acting retarded on camera and catfishing traps on vrchat

Are you a boy or a girl?

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he turns everything he eats into pure fart

this nigga wearing basketball shorts in the gym

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This Nigga looking like Joe Dirt LMAO

Joe dirt is based af

Thyroid

I'm the guy who spammed haHAA in his chat for days on end to the point where XQC had to change the emote, as the assblasted chatters turned the chat into a civil war, and haHAA spammers joined by my side.
Ask me anything, kids.

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based

>Bulk or cut?
Pick a gender first

XCQ has god tier hair, it looks great pretty much all the time and you know that faggot never does much to take care of it, his dad still has a norwood 1 so he will never lose it either, im mad jelly.

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If he would bulk up and learn how to talk he would be pretty alpha

el goblino ...

>Streamers shit talk weebs
>Many of those streamers live in squalor like a stereotypical weeb

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Fuck you dude, not cool

>literal millionaire from screaming incoherently at a game
>pretty good looking
>hot as fuck gf
>saves all of his money because frugal

Apart from being a skinny dyel he is pretty well set up