time to pay for another prostitute bros
Time to pay for another prostitute bros
woah look at that freak
lol ur an idiot getting pussy is easy
that's a p cool sword n shield
grab the sword and shield and dark souls roll round the room with her trying to attack you
This. The one prerequisite is not being a fat fuck and even then it’s POSSIBLE.
Download tinder, cheaper/free pussy and mileage of vagina sometimes is less
Get a blonde, tanned latina bimbo gf prossy.
Kek’d hard imagining some Yas Forumsizen autistically screaming “WHAT ARE YOU” while executing perfect rolls as s(he) swings wildly, damaging and flinging any objects s(he) hits
woah momma. Have more?
Enjoy your STDs.
why havent you settled for an 8/10 redhead gf yet?
brown eyes hairy shoulders.
post body
Based and anti-brown pilled
Is that Hudgens? Peopel say she's fat but I'd fuck her till she looked like Eugenia Cooley
Paying for pussy is like paying for weight loss surgery. You're just too lazy and worthless not to take the easy way out.
I don't get the appeal of sex without feelings towards the girl (or guy if that's your thing)
I mean it's barely better than a wank.
And you seriously pay for that.
legit dejected by the possibility of not having a blue eyes wife within a few years
yes but in a "cool bugs bunny nihalistic nothing matters so take your easy way out" way
TFW my blue eyed wife gave me a blue eyed son last year and we’re working on making another one now.
make at least 3 more. godspeed user
>tfw to scared to talk to girls and too scared to hire a prostitute
thinking about visiting a japanese trap, should i do it?
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin. Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
No, traps are best be kept in hentai only.
already spent $200 of my Trumpbux on OnlyFans, gonna use the last 1000 on a trap sissy hooker
Imagine writing this
>imagine posting gay anime shit
Because i fucked up our relationship and will never find someone Who makes me feel like that again
don't fall for the fag meme, it's not worth it unless you want to get intimate with shit, because you will
Imagine this butthurt over a critique of an autistic post
Not butt hurt. Just always thought dudes who posted those were weak.
not if your bald from frontal recessing
Nice copypasta
Your wife wants you to stop shitposting mid coitus