Is there any better feeling than catching a female mirin bros?

Is there any better feeling than catching a female mirin bros?

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It gets uncomfortable when you’re just trying to mind your own business and people don’t get the hint. This goes for both guys and girls.

it gets old I dont want to deal with a bunch of sluts "subtly" trying to get my attention all the time

Hate to break it to you user but some people are not whores.

Yeah, this. Do they really think I'm going to just start hitting on them if they conspicuously arch their back and stick their butt out while they bend over to grab something? Especially when it's a beast. The hilarious part to me is that some of them actually are attractive and I would probably start a conversation if they did anything that wasn't obtuse hinting. Just smile and say hi goddamn.

The only thing better is being cat called by attractive girls. Happened to me one time as I was pumping gas. I had just paid and was walking out past a car with 4 girls. I pass by them and heard screaming "hey," Turn around they were all staring at me. One yelled "my friend thinks your cute," followed by them all laughing. I smile, wave and they again start laughing and one of the girls hitting the girl that told me about a girl liking me.

As I was pumping gas they passed on the road in front of me and the girl I guess that liked me rolled down the window and yelled "i love you," then they sorta sped down the road.

Was the coolest moment. Afterwards I went to the gym and hid in the corner avoiding everyone.

Yeah. Hitting a PR in all three major lifts. In the same week.

a few years ago I was walking home from class and this asian girl from my class was walking behind me, but then she ran up in front of me and slowed down so that she got in my way, then walked beside me for a bit, then ran ahead again and slowed down a few times

so annoying

>Afterwards I went to the gym and hid in the corner avoiding everyone.

holy fucking based!

i dont know i cant recall a single time a female mired in my 30 years of life

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damn inconsiderate whores

Falling asleep in the arms of a woman you love

You idiot, she's asian. She wanted you to run into her, trample all over her then pick her up and take her to your house. You gotta remember she's from some hut village so she's use to that style of picking up a mate. She was waiting for you to hit her on the head and just drag her home.

She sounds really autistic.

>hid in the corner avoiding everyone
nice ending

>uhh women are creeps
>my beta behavior never fails me

Well that isn't so bad
The worst ones are those who try to emulate anime characters in real life because they think it's cute.
These people are next to furries on the level of existential pain their presence causes me

scratching my ass

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I think I was mired at the gym a couple weeks back. Chick with childbirthing hips came in and started doing that usual chick meme stretching calisthenics right in front of my bench. Her butt was less than 2 feet from my face. She didn’t say much of anything and didn’t mind when I “accidentally” touched her butt a couple times. Was this a mire?

>tfw too autistic to notice mires unless they are extremely overt
Literally lost my virginity by getting molested in my car by a cute autistic girl.

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walking up and talking to her you fucking beta

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based. fuck women

Scratching my bum (hole) then smelling my finger to find that it smells pretty good.

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Incomprehensibly based

It's kind of uncomfortable sometimes, especially since I smoke alot of weed which makes me socially over aware and weird. It's especially awkward when you guy to social gatherings and someones always telling their girlfriend ab u and now theres some pressure for you to be with that girl at the party when you just wanna mind your own business

>Is there any better feeling than catching a female mirin

Your fellow men mirin' your strength and endurance levels with profound respect.

Go plug your holes, roastie.

women are disgusting filthy sluts, you're better off without em user stay pure

Ignoring / rejecting them.

I mean I agree, but isn't the point to be wanted by women and THEN discard them?