>1 plate OHP
>2 plate Bench
>3 plate Squat
>4 plate Deadlift
>2 plate Weighted Pull-Up
>visible abs in any lighting
>can run for hours without needing to stop
>full head of hair
>teeth straightened and whitened
>wardrobe on point
>$34k in bank and $0 debt
>minimalist lifestyle
>beat video game addiction (haven't played WoW in 4 years)
What is there left to do?
no gf?
Women always leave after a few days once they realize how rigid, autistic, and minimalist my lifestyle is.
I know there are women out there that would be good match with me, but I think they're probably rare.
I can get get initial attraction, sex, and a very short relationship, but nothing long-term.
I don't have the simp gene in me, a woman cannot change me.
Listen to me, and don't take this lightly. FUCK OFF back to plebbit and never post here again like this
Never posted on reddit in my life. You have to register to post there. I bet the people who say "le go bakc t leddit hehehe" are old redditors who came here in 2016 who try to act like they're cool dude bro oldfags now. True?
Wife, kids
Build up brokerage account, buy rental properties, retire and live a spartan life
>le am I cool yet guys?
Fuck off it’s getting embarrassing.
Women go from being all hot and crazy with me for a few days, having sex for a few 3-10 days, to then going cold and ghosting when they realize how I live, very minimalist, rigid, autistic, etc. I can't really trust how women display their emotions, because they can be all over me for a week, then suddenly disconnect emotionally and the loving and sex and cheekiness end and they ghost me.
I think the sex, playfulness etc, is just a trick they use to try and see if they can get me under their thumb, but it doesn't work, and I think thats why they leave, they know they wont be able to control me, so I think they realize Im just good for a few fucks for fun, and they leave when they realize Im not going to simp and roll over for them.
I'm in Australia, in a big city, property prices through the roof here. But prices expected fall 10% this year due to coronavirus, maybe I can buy an investment property in 2021, not worth it now though with the current forecast.
This made me chuckle.
>Whats next boys basically beat everything
>Can't keep a gf
I really hope you don't want to get married one day because it's not gonna work
>I think the sex, playfulness etc, is just a trick they use to try and see if they can get me under their thumb, but it doesn't work, and I think thats why they leave, they know they wont be able to control me, so I think they realize Im just good for a few fucks for fun, and they leave when they realize Im not going to simp and roll over for them.
You're exactly right. People on the chan that constantly reee about Reddit are the real life incarnation of the spiderman pointing at spiderman meme. It's embarassing.
Anways, if you have extra time on your hands, why not pick up a new hobby or travel? Read more, learn an instrument, a language...start building shit...your options are endless bro. Just do what you want to do. You've nourished your body, why stop there?
I'm not the type to make decisions fast. I spent 2 years pondering whether or not to get my teeth straightened before I did it. You think I'd just walk into a marriage? lol.
OP ignore these fags, serious answer here
get yourself a wife (male) and you will have officially made it
also, 5 minute mile
>What is there left to do?
Looks like you seen everything and done everything, I think it's about the time you kill yourself.
Ok phoneposter
Thats pretty gay, isn't it?
running a 5 minute mile? yes, cardio is gay, but you need to make some sacrifices if you want to say you have truly made it
>I'm not the type to make decisions fast. I spent 2 years pondering whether or not to get my teeth straightened before I did it. You think I'd just walk into a marriage? lol.
post body
>phone poster calling others redditors
yikes sweetie cumkins
>minimalist lifestyle
>2 plate OHP
>3 plate Bench
>5 plate Squat
>6 plate Deadlift
>3 plate Weighted Pull-Up
>glute striations
>can run for days without needing to stop
>body covered with hair
>teeth filed pointy and sharpened
>no wardrobe
>own several corporations
>live in a cabin in the woods
>only eat and drink the absolutely necessary, free time is only meditation and throwing poo at people who stray near your cabin
Maybe. Any relationship is going to have some give and take, even the best ones. If you aren't willing to change yourself (lifestyle, beliefs, habits) even slightly then there really is no point in pursuing a relationship beyond the initial physical connection.
>yikes sweetie cumkins
>34k in bank
Hmmm how about try to make more than 6 figures a year you subhuman, low IQ trash.
Unless you make 6 figures and used that money to pay of your debt and then put the rest in the bank. In that case, get a dog.
>1/2/3/4
>functional body
>reddit lifestyle
>holy shit guys im such an ubermensch where do I go from here
Very impressive list op
>kidnap a woman
>lock her in the secret basement
>your wife knows but pretends she doesn’t
>use the sex slave until it goes insane
>get arrested
>go to prison
>calisthenics
This.
Congrats you're top of the NPC pyramid.
There are further echelons, absent from conventional consoomer bugman simp culture.
>being this jealous of my success
Can’t say I’m surprised with gymcels being mad.
Meditation. Not mindfulness, serious meditation.
Get into philosophy and start accepting everyone around you.
But dosn't that assume that the women want a simp? Which seems like a very strange thing to assume. One would assume that woman want a man with his life in order, a man that directs him self that is difficult to control, those are attractive qualities are they not? I dont get it