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I would have no problems creating a beautiful dance for a women, if such a women would create a beautiful dance for me.
Also as usual OP is faggot

This is all shit men already do though.

We should copy the mating ritual of ducks .

but birds are literally just going look at me I'm fit and can sing

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY

Now see this is what mrn did in the olden days.
>I must accumulate wealth to get her attention.
>I must be the greatest knight to get her attention!
>I must build a large estate so she knows I'm a good man to settle down with!
Then the sexual revolution happened and women put out everywhere so now if you go up to enough women and say "I showed you my dick, respond." One will jump on it.
Women hurt themselves more than mrn could ever hurt them. Truly they are mistakes of evolution.

built a house for a woman once.
sure was a shame about the fire after the divorce

I wish we could woo women with feats of strength and dedication rather than charisma. Like hunt a large elk and bring it to her to demonstrate your interest.

>money
>chad
>attention
ok i translated that pic into english and its the same thing

Don't male birds generally just fuck and leave the female to build their own house while pregnant? Penguins are the only species i can think of that have anything remotely similar to a human relationship

>just fuck and leave the female to build their own house while pregnant?
yes

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Whoever wrote this comic has a poor understanding of evolution. Each sex will generally engage in the behavior the opposite sex rewards. Male and female stupidity is the fault of the other.

>Letting a thot get to you so much, that you burn down your own accomplishment just to spite her.

Based Eddie Murphy

female bird later open an onlyfans account, showing her bob and vagene

Jokes on you fag im dying alone

I would rather burn every single posession I have than let an ex wife take it.
Enjoy your ashes cunt

Make an instagram account. Post your feats of strength and your hobbies. It's the same shit

What does this person think men built society for
We'd be perfectly happy sitting in caves clubbing others to death if it weren't for women

Based scorched earth tactics user

Men who flirt like birds according to that pic never get too far desu. It's standard friendzone shit.

what? you fucking spaz it was an electrical fire. Turns out I'm not a sparky

There are men like that though, they're called beta orbiters.

Whats the point of trying to win over whores if she is going to divorce rape you and take the house that you built.

Birds that mate for life:
>puffins
>bald eagles
>barn owls
>swans
>magpies
>vultures
>blue jays
>condors
>geese
>ravens
>golden eagles
>albatrosses
>penguins
>titmice
>ospreys
>pileated woodpeckers
>red tailed hawks
>sandhill cranes
>scarlet macaws
>snow geese
>wooping cranes
>roughly 90 percent of bird species are monogamous

boy I bet you both feel stupid

This

Depends on the bird. Honestly most of them fit the
>I have a big dick/shiny red breast/look nice so let me fuck you
80% of bird song is fuck me, the other 20% is fuck off

this, screaming "pls fuck me" indiscriminately is how birds get laid
this is how men should flirt

>Vulures mate for life
Neat never knew that.

>hordes of men screaming "me so horny" is now the main means of flirting
Amazing

imagine thinking that birds need to practice