Why bother with lifting when you can just get leg lengthening surgery?

Why bother with lifting when you can just get leg lengthening surgery?

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this looks weird as fuck man this is the biggest cope ive seen in a while for manlets

I don't want to be longer.
Is there a surgery that makes me wider?

>Same height as wife/gf, still get that fucked up surgery
Based retarded

>Why be your natural height when you can mutilate yourself with expensive surgery

Can you still lift after this?

>left picture
>shoulders and torso tilted to his left
>right picture
>shoulder and torse at straight widest position

what a cope to shill this bone mulitating surgery. He might be longer but his proportions in rest of the body are same. He now looks like pernament uderdeveloped teenager that just had growth spurt, and he will stay like that for the rest of his life.

>getting testicles implanted into your knees

add an extra 1k calories per day. you'll be wider alright. From every fucking angle.

i want to be shorter than my gf, how do i accomplish this?

Based

My legs are long as fuck already. I need a longer torso.

Work out

bc then id never be able to ball with milfs in my area

Being taller is generally better for men, but this seems pretty extreme. Maybe if the guy is like 5'3 or less, then I could see it? Maybe... I'm not tall by any means (5'8), but I'd NEVER consider this. What would you tell your friends/family? Fucking embarrassing.

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Your statement only makes sense if you think lifting is supposed to make you taller for some reason.
No one in history ever has, so your thread is pointless.
TL;DR OP is a faggot.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT PUSH ME MY SURGERY HASNT HEALED YET I CANT FALL DOWN NOOOOOOOOO DONT MAKE ME DEADLIFT MORE THAN 100LBS NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why can they just make something that makes you grow in all your body?
Science fuck cmon.

I went on vacations and had a pretty serious car accident , both my legs were destroyed , didnt want to worry you so I didnt call you in 6-10 months until I recovered, I was so close to death.

Seems a bit of a stretch; most people would be able to contact thier family/loved ones over the course of 6-10 months. |I'm jsut not sure if most would buy that, ya know?

Telling the truth puts the problem in the past; telling a lie puts the problem in the future.

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>destroying your legs and ensuring you'll never be able to lift or run again for a couple of inches of height

Pathetic cope.

It depends on how you usually behave if you are a cold distant person the lie is almost perfect but if you are the opposite this may not work at all and probably be discovered soon.

Yea, I agree. Still, though... seems risky and potentially VERY embarrassing if found out.

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>potentially VERY embarrassing if found out.
Honestly I would never do the surgery but If I did it and I was found out I would move somewhere else and cut all contact kek

my thoughts exactly.

this

Squat

How do people trust this procedure? I blew out my knee in high school and I'm still careful about abusing it too much. I couldn't imagine literally breaking my fucking legs in half. I'd feel like they're made of glass forever after that.

It's trusted because it was originally used for people with abnormally short limbs or people who had been in accidents. It actually has a long history of success but was never meant as an aesthetic thing

>. Maybe if the guy is like 5'3

even then, fucking muggsy bogues is 5' 3" and went on to play in the NBA