The first nightwalk of the year

>the first nightwalk of the year
what crazy shit did you guys see out on your latenight walks and jogs?

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nothing, everyones asleep.

I stopped my car to let an oppossum waddle accross the road, does that count?

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got chased by a kangaroo one night a big fucker too, shit was scary but hilarious at the same time

My dog ran up to a frozen scared rabbit and instead of biting it he just sniffed it. Weird dog

typical minorities that may or may not have been shouting at me

Why must such an adorable creature have such a short lifespan

>tfw live in small town
>go on night walks
>police follow my constantly and make it obvious they are watching me

I'm white too, wtf boys? They make me so nervous, I just walk during the day so I don't get stalked by the government cucks

I went on a night bike ride last night and a cop was looking at me hard and driving slow. I thought he was going to stop me for sure. I just stayed working for the Sheriffs dept and wanted to see how it would go flashing my ID. Oh well maybe next time I'll be pointlessly harassed.

my dog did this too, he'd always go crazy for cats and squirrels and shit and he'd never know wtf to do with them

Fuck cops, literal jannies of society

I have been going on night walks and jogs for years now. Now that it is getting warmer, going on a summer night is one of my favorites things to do in life.
Where I live now has a large outdoor space that is a half mile away from my apartment. It is higher elevation and I can have a good view of the city at night, went a couple of weeks ago (it has gotten colder recently) and just sat on a rock looking at the city lights.
It is just so peaceful, silent, and you can just think and contemplate life.

To answer your question, I have never seen any crazy shit, although to anyone new to walking alone at night, you can think you see or hear shit and be on edge, but then you get used to it and it becomes peaceful,

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I hope you get shot during a traffic stop

i see the cops out driving slow almost every time i nightrun, for years now. i wonder if they talk about me, that fucking weirdo who runs in the middle of the night all the time.

>slowly decreasing my 5k times with 3~ night runs a week

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Guy shooting what I think was heroin lel

black people

Shiny jewelry on the countertop right next to the window. Lift the window, what do you know it's open.
Designer clothes in rich people's garbage.
Drunk college kids half passed out with their wallets sticking out their pockets.
Drunk college girls stumbling on the street and train. All you have to do is wrap their arms around you and take them to your place. Or behind a bush or generator.
In rich neighborhoods, socialite teen daughters undressing through the window
In the mexican neighborhood i stumbled upon some girl giving head to a much older man in a car.
Off the gay club streets one white dude getting it on with two black transsexuals in an alley.

Listen man all i'm gonna say is there are opportunities out there if you look around at night. 12AM to 4AM is everything

damn, if he was alone you could've led him off to some secluded spot and beat the ever living fuck out of him

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Yeah because cops never communicate over radio what they are doing, where they are going, or if someone is leading them to a secluded spot.

Last time I walked at night I walked past some guy and when I turned around he had stopped walking, turned around and was just standing still, staring at me. Ran away and never did it again

I hope you took the chance to look at how bright Venus is, kings. If not, look up tomorrow night. You can't miss it.

He's a pointer, not a hunter.

>tfw typical suburban neighbourhood with either old italian peoples houses, extreme leftits houses or ugly buildings
There is no where to /nightwalk/ here.

Never seen much at night. It's peaceful where I live.

looks comfy

i got stopped when visiting a friend in austria when i was 14 and they didn't know what to do with a german kid in the middle of the night so they watched me eat oats for an hour trying to call my parents kek
being a cop must be so boring if there are no minorities around

>tfw you live in Midtown Houston
Normally there's enough activity to keep it safe, but due to the Holocough it's just mentally ill homeless people. Doesn't help that a nearby shelter just closed due to budget issues too. So going out at night where I am is pretty stupid unless I'm in a car.
I miss living in El Paso. Super safe at night and less air pollution than most cities so the sky looked nice. Plus the desert is based af. Can't beat a night hike.

>be bong
>day walk slowly turned into night walk
>heading home
>this was on a Thursday
>apparently it rolled over to 8pm
>suddenly i hear someone clapping as i walk by
>what the fuck, is he having a laugh?
>more claps join the first
>confused as fuck walking down the dark street to the sound of multiple peoples applause
>remember that people were gonna clap the NHS on Thursday at 8 (this was the first time)
>walk the remainder of the journey home to the sound of mongoloids cheering, whooping and pipping their horns
Fucking bizarre

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The birth if the bongclap. Until now it was all fun and game to name the Americlaps... how will you recover?

lel, why do they always have to be so loud and obnoxious? don't their parents teach them how to behave? It's ok if you 're a teen but as an adult ?!