imagine putting on a costume just to ride a fucking bicycle
Imagine putting on a costume just to ride a fucking bicycle
Hudson Hill
Carter Foster
cope more incel while i block the road
Christopher Hughes
it's top comfy
William Morgan
I have a jar of coins in my center console, I take a handful and chuck it out of my window after I pass a bike that's blocking traffic. Fuck cyclists.
Evan Butler
>t. Never done a century or spent 2 hours in the saddle into a headwind.
Jonathan Allen
ahh ahh user i think i smell a lawsuit
Ian Cooper
SLOW
YOUR
ROLL
Ethan Martin
Kek. I hope you try that with me someday.
I'll start shooting at your car.
Parker Edwards
The only time i see people wearing this stuff is some fat guy in his 40s with 2000+ dollar bike riding it on the fucking sidewalk
Cooper Parker
I drive moto and will drop a fat rev bomb next to cyclists hoping they freak out
William Ramirez
you can just tell op cant lose that belly fat no matter how hard hes cutting! poor op
William Peterson
Because real cyclists take rail to trails or head out in the country where we don't have to worry about assholes texting and driving as much.
Jace Hernandez
>drive moto
Either you don't or you are the stereotypical faggot.
Harley or repli-racer?
Elijah Peterson
40 pounds overweight but paid thrice so his bike is like 11 pounds, I hate those cunts. your skill should always be slightly above your gear
Robert Hall
Pro-tip: rather than waste your money tossing out coins, get pic related and keep ‘em handy when you pass a cuckcyclist. 8-10 is usually all it takes unless it’s a pack of the cyclists.
Nah you wouldn’t do shit lmao.
Brody Bailey
>imagine putting on a costume just to lift a fucking weight
Josiah Long
>11 lb
DRILL IT OUT TO 5!
What, it's carbon? Don't be a pussy m8, get those speed holes.
Easton Stewart
It does NOT get more based than this
Robert Fisher
>It does NOT get more based than this
Matthew White
do americans really tip cyclists for slowing down traffic?
Connor Richardson
that is considered vehicular assault
Jeremiah Wilson
Dominic Parker
Try me, tough guy. I ride with a shoulder holster.
But keep up your larp because you are too fat to actually ride.
None of you faggots do this because you know you would get raped for assault, littering and endangerment. Sucks to have a license plate and not be able to travel off the road, huh?
Henry Cook
Tyler Long
>your skill should always be slightly above your gear
Ask me how I know you do not actually do any sports.
Luis Cooper
>OH NO SOMEONE ENJOYING SOMETHING I AM UNABLE TO!
You sound like a leftist.
Daniel Turner
>Try me, tough guy. I ride with a shoulder holster.
>But keep up your larp because you are too fat to actually ride.
>None of you faggots do this because you know you would get raped for assault, littering and endangerment. >Sucks to have a license plate and not be able to travel off the road, huh?
Isaac Barnes
He didn't say anything and im pretty sure hes taking the cyclists side dumbshit
Gavin Bennett
He's right though. You pretty much get new gear/instruments after you're fed up with the limitations of your current and have dozen of little grievances about what you'd do diffent or are simply curious about a new gimmick
Isaac Green
The thing is, if the main improvement in your new bike is that it weighs 2 less pounds, you have got to be a really good and fit cyclist for that to matter significantly. Like many activities, an amateur's need for professional level gear is created by placebo and sunk cost effects.
Liam Gray
Post body
Andrew Green
I'm pretty sure that's what he was saying in the first place
Blake Ortiz
Basic quality gear is going to be good enough for the vast majority of people.
A five hundred dollar bow or rifle and scope combo is sufficient for 95% of all conceivable uses.
Same goes for basically anything else: climbing equipment, fishing tackle, cameras, motocross. Strangely enough bicycles are one of the few areas that buck this trend. If you buy a big box store bike you very quickly will be far more skilled than your equipment and your equipment will fail, even with routine maintenance.
Plus you should just buy good equipment, used, sale, retail whatever. Buy once cry once.
Xavier Garcia
Kek