User, how are you so good at sex?

>user, how are you so good at sex?

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not that good

but i got a thick dick which makes up for my lack of ability

Ill cum and thats what counts

i make up my mind to finish first and i follow through

Bad. I have a small dick and struggle hard to get more than 15 seconds of penetration without stopping.

because I make big cums

I trained my stamina with the Fleshlight Stamina™ cause the best way to train your stamina at a certain exercise is to perform it over and over again for prolonged periods of time.

Pretty good, I get off every time!

I'm not good at penetrative sex :( I'm good at oral (which I hate but feel like I have to do) feels bad being born with a small benis but hey at least I'm not a manlet right haha :|. Nothing quite hits the feel of how excited girls are when they see me shirtless and then the decrease in excitement when they see my penis

This FUCKS me up.
I have to stop and/or change pace so i don't cum too fast. It sucks

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY GYM?!?!! FUCK OFF THOTS FUCK OUTTA MY GYM YOU WHORES *autistic screeching*

Yes coffee is good for you

How based can one man be

Based and redpilled

> *boop* *boop*
Uh... hello?
>Hello, my name is Louise and I’ll be your customer service advisor today. How can I help?
Uh hi, sorry to trouble you..,
>it’s no trouble at all sir, please may I take your name?
My name is user
>and how may I help you today user?
I’m hoping that you can put me through to the based department? I listened to all the options on your automated thing but I couldn’t hear that option.
>no problem user, patching you through now
Thank you
>thank you for calling, please hold
>*boop* *boop*
>hello?
Uh hello is that the based department?
>yes this is the based department sir
You’ve got to check this out..

I've been training a lot ;)

you know i grew up around the game, been having sex since a young age, parents were always fucking us from the time we were pups, making sure we put the work in, had the role players playing their roles, you know dont want to be the guy out there with the *HUH* million dollar body two cent dick *HUH* do ya eh so you know we get dicks deep, dicks in the holes anduhhhhh win some pussy

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it doesn't matter since my dick is only 7''x5.2'' inches

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Bro just cum multiple times
Easy fix

Fucking lol, YOURE based

bretty funny if oc

I dont know, you tell me
*unzips pants*

This joke has been done a million times and it doesn't even fit the thread you down syndrome redditor

I literally can’t cum during sex never have
>inb4 stop jacking off
It takes me over a half hour to cum from fapping

*turn around and tap chad in the shoulder and nod my head towards her because clearly they are speaking to him*

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That is the problem i think
I had a really hard time cooming when i finally lost my virginity at 27, several times i couldnt
First time i basically disregard because i was so nervous i couldnt get an erection

but yeah i actually think jacking off so much makes your pp insensitive without you knowing, the times i did coom it took like 1 1/2 hours with the grill

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I had this one who always said "how are you so good at everything" but she knew the answer

>heels
>in the gym
Oh nonono

My girl cums AT LEAST twice per sesh

Thank God I live in a country where women are forced to dress modestly. I'd go ballistic near these gym thots.

I do cardio :)

which country?

I had sex once

Do you let "her" cum in your ass or do you finish her with your mouth?

I've been working on it alot with my gym bros.

Pakistan

Pakistan. Only super rich celebrities dress like sluts and most gyms are segregated.

A-user?

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Both

"Because I don't care if you enjoy it or not"

>most gyms are segregated
based as fuck

I have had sex 4 times with four different girls all over the course of a few months. I did not cum a single time even though all instances were 3+ hours. When I fap it takes me ~4 hours on average to cum (I'll usually fap from 12-4 am) and I fap once a day although I'm trying to stop.