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NO FUCKING MIRE THREAD
Ill start
>Be me 20
>Girlfriend of 6 months, only met her twice but we're insanely in love
>Rarely have sexual conversations till one day i send her my current body
>She saves it and later last night she facetimes me at 2 in the morning fingering herself
>Tells me she wants me to take my shirt off so she can finish
It was insanely uncomfortable and i havent looked at her the same i always thought she was really innocent. but it still counts as a mire
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As a white man, i will never be able to sexually satisfy a woman are thoroughly as a Black man
>uncomfortable
What are you some kinda faggot?
>Girlfriend of 6 months, only met her twice
I invited a girl to join me and my dog for a walk last week. She had to cancel, so instead she invited me to go for a nightswim in a local lake this upcoming friday. I am finally going to make it bros
Time to meet her a third time.
>Girlfriend of 6 months, only met her twice
at 2:16
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kill yourself
>at a girls house
>taking a shower after the sex
>she walks into the bathroom
>pokes her head around the shower curtain
>me: "are you coming in?"
>"no"
>k bud
>she just stares at me like a perv the entire time im in there
>her: "you have abs?!? you have any idea how annoying that is?"
>also
>tilt my head back and wash my hair ~~seductively~~ as a joke
>not a joke to her apparently
>"you could like be in a cologne commercial"
the next day
>she makes me eggs for brekky
>i get ready
>come back to the kitchen
>"you smell so good, you have anyidea how attractive that makes you"
>i was wearing axe Apollo
>be living in quarantine at my family cabin in rural northern canada
>other family members show up
>me and wise used to lift actively, but now its all pushups, crunches, and daily chores around the cabin, mostly setting up for long term living
>wife is wheyfu status, very lean but a little bulky because lifts heavy
>be ottermode because no gym for months now
>brother and gf show up
>brother used to be good shape, gf too
>haven't seen them in probably a year and a bit
>gf is actually huge, easily 250+ lbs maybe 5'5 now, brother is still big but fatter and out of shape
>wife is very trad, but we workout in the morning together before doing our chores
>unironically we walk the steep ass hill as part of our workout
>load up 30lbs of gear, and bring my rifle for the extra weight and tfw larpy quarantine days
>brother and gf decide to come with
>his gf mirin my lean legs in my rhodesian combat shorts
>he's miring my wife
>i'm mogging him with speed and finesse
>wife's mogging the gf with her incredible body and speed
>brothers gf can't do it, craps out halfway through
It's been three weeks of this, the cabin is pretty big but it's been non stop mog/mire fest. His gf is kind of a cunt too, whereas mine is extremely trad. Wife told the gf that women shouldn't be allowed to vote because they're stupid earlier and now the fat gf is pissed off with her
tell her if she doesn’t want to hangout with your dog she can fuck off
>wife said women shouldn’t be allowed to vote
I WANT to believe you user... I really do...
>"you smell so good, you have anyidea how attractive that makes you"
>i was wearing axe Apollo
Why did you fuck a preteen user?
>Talk to girl during class
>She asks me what I'm doing that evening
>Tell her me and my buddies were going to a local swimming and diving spot
>Too autistic to ask her if she wants to come
>Go to the river with friends
>Girl shows up and starts hanging out with us
>Me and girl end up standing together at the top of the rock you jump off
>Its pretty high up, she grabs on to me for stability
>She whispers in my ear that I look really sexy
>Sperg out completely
>Y-you too
>Immediately jump into the river
She actually thought it was funny and we ended up making out that night.
>"you have abs, you have any idea how annoying that is??"
Girls say this shit to me too. Are they stupid?
Ok hapa.
Cool larp. Pics are always appreciated, faggot.
Wife is beta af. Calling her entire gender stupid.
Picture of what? My wife? My cabin?
post pics of cabin
>defending women
simp
More like based
Lets see that fucking cabin
>Have a crush on a girl
>Walk home from a club with her and her boyfriend
>Grab him over my shoulder and do 20 squats with his fat ass
>They go home and fuck
Haha, mogged
Nt mossad
Lol nigger cope
haha
>It was insanely uncomfortable and i havent looked at her the same i always thought she was really innocent.
Based
How could you marry a woman with no self-respect for her own sex? Fake and gay.
t. nigger
t. rabbi
>Girlfriend of 6 months, only met her twice but we're insanely in love
