Guys I kinda look like him, what do?

Guys I kinda look like him, what do?

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Kys for disrespecting a gym like that.

>Guys I kinda look like him, what do?

Thats you isnt it?

>wearing basketball shorts in a gym
This should be am executable offense.

Who is this guy? Can someone explain the meme.

Imagine walking into the gym and seeing a guy like this. What would you do?
Honestly I probably go up to him and say "Hey, bro, can I use that once you're done?" He gives me a "Y-yeah, sure man!" and I walk off.
I go to my car and wait. After he's finished with his workout (he probably spends an extra five minutes looking around for me, confused that I'm not on the rack right now) I watch him leave the gym. Maybe he gets in his car to drive back home, maybe he walks.
Either way, I follow.
I follow him back to his dwelling and watch him enter. I give him a couple of minutes, then I knock on the door.
He opens it. I cover his mouth and push him inside.
He's struggling, but he's DYEL so who gives a fuck? I get him on the ground and get his pants around his ankles. And then I enter him missionary style. Most guys would fuck a twink like that doggy, but not me. My goal is humiliation; men fuck other men from behind, but women get fucked on their back like bitches.
I go to town on this lad's boyhole, get his ankles up on my shoulders, get him squealing amd wriggling. I cum inside him and fill him with a big, sticky load, and place him on the ground.
He thinks I'm finished, and then I grab his head and start to jack myself off with his mouth. I probably giggle watching his eyes cross and seeing creamy bits of precum fling off of his chin. He's waiting for the final humiliation, when suddenly I spin him around, get him airborne, and start fucking his ass midair. His legs wrap around my midsection for support, his back arches as I wrap my fingers around the back of his head and thrust into my new fucktoy. He's got a messy asshole from my last load, and this slick fucking is just what I need to finish my night.
I pump my second and final load into him, then drop him on the ground. He's delirious from multiple prostate orgasms.
I leave and return to my house, kiss my wife, and then sit down for a home cooked meal with the kids.

He's a fucking prick is what he is

I would fucking murder you with my bare hands

Unfathomably based.

God I hate this website. I read all of that shit

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>neck hangs x2

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why did this give me a semi?

What is wrong with what he's doing?

Aside from being a creepy wee virgin?

Or is that the joke?

Because you are a faggot!

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Me and my boys showed up to the boneyard to do some squats and there was this dyel asian kid on our rack squatting like 95lbs. We all approached him and he started to pack up all of his stuff but I stopped him and said "Oh nah it's okay bud, you can work in with us." Then I loaded up a couple of plates on each side, smirked and said "Better yet, why don't we work in with you??" He looked confused and nervous. I nodded at one of my boys and he loaded up 3 more plates on one side. I picked up the dyel kid and put him on the bar ass first on the other side (he weighs roughly 135lbs) and me and my bros took turns squatting him for reps. A couple of qt cardio bunnies walked by and were laughing their asses off watching him go up and down. He looked like he was actually getting a workout, he was sweating like crazy. Haven't seen him since.

Don’t be a dyel

Just work harder and eat more until you don't look like that if it bothers you.

Kek

how is it not obvious, I hope you never go to my gym if you don't see why he is being such a fag

>when you see it

Lurk moar

Come here so I can put you in chastity where you belong.

Fuck you, neck yourself

Are you mad because you look like that little bitch?

only a bit, and because of the free insult

*locks chastity cage*
Next you’ll get a squat plug to help with your training.

*purrs softly*

:3

The joke is that he does nothing wrong.

You could argue that basketball shorts, red tank top and converse shoes are not the best gym attire, and that he is DYEL, but there are much worse and more cringe people at most gyms.

It's the same on /vp/ cringe threads where there's always a pic of an excited kid showing his gym badges, even though the picture is not cringe at all.

Everyone just pretends it's absolut cringe to bait and confuse newfags. Same with counting the bar

don't tell me you actually count the bar user

Wrong.

BRO?!

Actually I don't even lift at all. I just come here for diet and fasting advice desu

fair enough lol good luck with your goals king

Based

>Same with counting the bar
>he counts the bar