Are Yas Forums getting any pussy now with the corona?

Are Yas Forums getting any pussy now with the corona?

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yes

Would sniff that butt till I busted a goopy nut all over the carpet

With or without, we still dont get any

*is Yas Forums

Same, I'd shoot long thick ropes all over that carpet

Why do you enable them?

>So when opinion pieces, social media posts and Australian personalities started pointing to young people as the only ones to blame for breaking self-isolation rules, I was baffled and more than a little annoyed. Millennials and Gen Zs have been blamed for everything from housing affordability issues (because of all our avocado toast, you know) to ruining social interaction with our darn tech. Now we're being blamed for this too?

>It wasn't until I downloaded a dating app that I realised how wrong I was. Now, let me preface this by saying young people certainly aren't the only ones breaking self-isolation rules. The generations above us are just as guilty, and often more at risk, when it comes to skirting the edges of COVID-19 restrictions. But at least they're not doing it for a quick root.

>Within a few hours on a dating app, I'd had no less than seven people ask me to break quarantine and come around to their houses for a date. I told each one the same thing; that I'm self-isolating, and they should be too.

>"Just come around for a drink. It's fine if you're in my house," replied one from Sydney's eastern suburbs, where COVID-19 cases have been on the rise.

>"It's not like you're gonna get fined. And if cops ask you where you're driving you can just say we're partners haha."

midget

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No but I didn't get any before either

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Got a black chick that looks a lot like pic related minus the tattoos and with a slightly better ass but smaller not fake tits talking to me rn. Been playing the long game because I’m cutting and haven’t seen her since I was actually in shape. Regardless I’m not gonna get pussy until I’m lean again. More than likely going to fuck this 5’3” fit Jamaican girl once that happens

Forgot the pic

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Yas Forums is just /coomer/ now.

I too would cum on that slutty carpet

wtf are those matches lmao tinder is trash

My gf is quarantined with me. We're fucking at least twice a day, sometimes up to 4

>im from norgay
lol user id fuck u if i were a girl

Have sex or don't have sex, you still won't be loved at the end of the day.

i get enough love from my mum other women are just for fucking

I have learned to love myself user. Slut after slut, girlfriend after girlfriend, the constant short term ego boosts resulting from a successful hookup have done nothing but given me stories to tell. I have live from my family, and more importantly I have now learned to love myself. I’m happy. My ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can you say the same?

No one fucking cares what you think loser.
>inb4 you replied
No one fucking cares what you think loser.

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

Ploblem?

>Beautiful garden of roses
>LeTs PuT mY UgLy FuCkInG fAcE iN It
Fucking cunt

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>beautiful black ass
>let me shove my fucking face in it

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Not fitness related. Reported but the mods are fucking useless

Grow up

Wtf did mallaury do to her eyebrows

I would destroy that carpet, the nap would be gloss white with my semin

Thanks, whilest I live now in usa english is not my language

Welcome to using Tinder as anything below an 8/10 lol
>inb4 80/20 isn't real
The userbase of Tinder is 79% men and 21% women the last time they released data, and that includes bots, catfishers, and scammers, which will all typically be female accounts.
You wouldn't even go to a party if they told you there was 1 woman there for every 4 guys.

I've been fucking horny 19 year olds back from college, it's easy mode

Who is this.

This is proof that anybody with the slightest level of social awareness blows most male Tinder users out of the water

I made a scam/catfish account on an old phone. The app crashes now because I match with literally every dude I swipe on and have hundreds messaging me. A lot of old dudes trying to be my sugar daddy and give me money. Tons of dumbass betas sending multiple messages even months later.


I don’t really need the money, but like if 20 minutes of work a week could get me a couple hundred extra a week I don’t see why not (other than the scumbag aspect of it). I never followed through because I felt guilty kek