Before fit

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men enable this shit

"men" you mean fags

not me nigga

I kind of wish there was more barrier to entry or at least effort involved to make something and show it to people, instead we have all of this anti-content taking up server space.

Why is she saying there is nothing wrong with worshiping a woman?

Maybe I'm an oldfag in my 30s, but back when I was a younger you would be considered a wierdo freak stalker mentally ill person if you actually worshiped a woman...

How is this kind of behavior so normalized with zoomers? Are zoomers all mentally ill?

before fit
>i just want someone to love me
after fit
>i just want Nezuko to love me

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Then it becomes
>I want skinny women with no kids to love me

trust me ive been down these layers of hell and its misery brother.

>the hamster wheel never ends

It's easy to get caught up in a cycle of being picky and superficial. Especially if you spend a lot of time on Instagram looking at 10/10 women on a regular basis. I found myself passing on some gorgeous 8/10 women (that were practically throwing themselves at me) because I had in the back of my mind that I deserve a 10/10. It's kind of a scary place to be if you really think about it.

Catholics: We don't worship Mary
Also Catholics:

before fit
>i just want someone to love me
after fit
>i just want someone to love me

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have you tried lifting?

No str*ightoid, not fags, you cunts. We're not the ones who orbit females just because they're attractive. You guys are truly pathetic. KYS!

I know you shouldn't worship Mary and there are a bunch of technical explanations of what exactly the difference between venerating and worshiping are. I don't understand the distinction and carry on as before.

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>We're not the ones who orbit females just because they have a vagina

>after fit
I just want someone skinny to love me
>after accutane and invisalign
I won't settle for marrying anything less than a 9

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Alright look bud, you gotta get ripped. I mean swole. Strapped. You've gotta be the kinda guy that can make Scooby scream for scooby dooby doo as you give him a protein shake via express delivery right up the poop chute. You've gotta be a real sick cunt, alright, so sick you'll make Zyzz look like he never got out of his gaming chair. The sort of fella that enjoys his first sip of the day twice and can out-grill the biggest boomer on the block while banging his underpaid migrant maid on the cutting board. Once you're that guy, the girl will come to you, alright? She's got no say in the matter. Got no choice. Your acquired mass will be so great that the force of gravity will reel her right in, like a whale in a fishing net.
>but user,
you say.
>but user, I wanted a skinny girl!
Too bad! Gravity works best while interacting between two large objects, and since your steroid-shriveled nuts have a greater density than an 8/10 e-thot's pocketbook after the simps hit payday you're going deep sea fishing whether you want it or not. But the trick is, once you're there, you gotta make the fish struggle. You ain't gonna slow your workouts down now that you've got a woman, no, it's time to harvest that whale for the sweet colonial joys of whale oil and to do that you've got to render the fat. You gotta heat her right on up until it's melting off her like that ice cream cone you dropped when you were five on the city street, and you gotta eat it up for maximum nutritional intake, and once you're done you'll have everything your heart desires.You gotta go bigger to achieve better, buddy. You gotta make a harpoon out of your man meat if you want the sweet satisfaction of succulent 3D sweetness.

>caring about these hoes this hard
Pull yourself together mate.

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If you're natty, and not fat, I'd argue that invisalign and accutane is far far far greater improvement to looks than lifting is. In clothes, as a natty lifter, your not looking that much better, but straight white teeth, and clear face, makes a huge difference.

Then you mean "women"

I want a trap to fuck and fuck me

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Agreed. Every time someone asks if they should try to clear skin/straighten teeth, I tell them it's worth any money they're afraid to spend.
I used to fear going out but now I feel like a Chad (even though I'm like a 7/10)
The only comparable thing I can think of is if some 300 lbs guy lost 120 lbs.
It's like I'm in a new body!

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The best part about straight teeth is being able to smile and open your mouth and have expressive facial motions without constantly worrying about trying to hide your teeth.

It unironically improves your personality

Ive tried lifting and I’m all out of ideas

F
are you balding yet?

god i hate shadman

also how do I get balls like these?

fuck shadman

based shadman

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Simping is the most degenerate thing that has ever happened to regular society and the fact that it's becoming popular is only proving that masculinity is at a nosedive

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