Yas Forums covinces me to spend my last paycheck on a pullup bar

>Yas Forums covinces me to spend my last paycheck on a pullup bar
>it's cheap chink trash
>the bar doesn't even line up properly
What are some good alternatives to pullups?

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>buying anything made in China
ya dun goofed user. Always check before you buy

>my last paycheck
>on a pullup bar
>pull up bars are 20 bux
user are you alright?

Chinks, the original gains goblin. Always look twice user! God speed

yeah you should've spent it on a fleshlight OP

Not really. Chink flu has cost me my job and my rent just went out
Lesson learned

what are you talking about you fag-a-tron 3000? Just buy a normal pull-up bar for your doorway. Amazon sells these for like $30 max.

They fit on every door and you can use them for dips. I use mine every single morning for my earl morning workouts

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chin-ups

amazon.com/Perfect-Fitness-Multi-Gym-Doorway-Portable/dp/B01KN17NTQ/ref=sr_1_2?crid=22HJUTH0O3561&dchild=1&keywords=iron gym pull up bar&qid=1587497414&sprefix=iron gym pul,aps,207&sr=8-2

That's a good one but I bought Iron Gym brand like i showed in my pic.

That's how it fits on my door (regular size bedroom door). I'm in California.

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no calisthenics routine is complete without pulling
maybe put a mop on two chairs
there are ways to do pullups on a door without fucking up the hinges

I have that one, works perfectly. OP is a retard who doesn't compare multiple options of things he wants to buy.

That doesn't work on my doors

uh guys...wtf is that?

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you can use two chairs against a wall to do chin ups, you can do pullups in a similar way.
If you have books, stack them on the chairs.

>What are some good alternatives to pullups?
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My side, holy kek

You're an idiot if you've never done weighted peg-ups. How do you think you engage your glutes to maintain core stability?

I swear Yas Forums is retarded sometimes.

put me in the screencap please holy kek

user is a strapon fag and a dyel

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>you can use two chairs against a wall to do chin ups
I don't get it

this cant be real.

I wanna be in this screencap. THIS is why I come on Yas Forums.

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why is your curtain rod so fucked up?
also, why are there 2 no soliciting signs in what appears to be a bedroom/ dorm room door?
Does your school just allow everyone into the dorms?
fix your fucking deodorant while you're at it too.

OH NONONONO

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>Wearing strap
>Pretend to climb giant woman
>thrusting with each pull up
>Keeping glutes tight
>Activating core

>"Early morning workouts"..

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the absolute state of Yas Forums

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Good fucking god, man

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maybe he means putting a broomstick on the two chairs
try pic related

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>that tiny strap on
Bet you're wearing a size 0 squatplug too you fucking faggot.

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>tfw no mommy gf to peg you

feels bad man

I spent way too long looking for a dildo or something

Kek

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NONONONONONONONONONONONO

I can't wait till this world ends---degeneracy is at its peak

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My appartment has concrete ceiling so I just drilled two holes and put two anchor bolts and then just strapped some random metal bar i had with a rope. If I had to go and buy everything from a hardware store right now, I could probably do it for around 5$
this is the reason why I always come to Yas Forums for my fitness advice.

I have this same pullup bar. I weigh like 260lbs and it holds up great even for my fatass

OP here, ffs what is wrong with you?
I have a similar bar but mine is shitty slanted chink one

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kek