Apartment gym closed due to rona

>be me 2019
>24 yr old gym rat
>inb4 i had just graduated and moved for a job so not much else to do but lift since i had no friends in town
>new apartment has gym on premises
>homegymmasterrace.jpg
>being the diligent Yas Forumsizen autist i am i dont drink or smoke
>aside from work i go out to various parks but no bars
>end up spending months neglecting my social life in sig threads and trading stocks with extra money from new job
>illgettoit.wav
>fast forward to march 2020
>americans dont want to stay home so of course the country is hit massively by rona
>so bad people start ordering take out to the building but only going out for groceries
>next door neighbor is out a job and i work from home so weve been getting to know each other
>cool guy
>about two weeks after it got bad apartment slips papers under out doors
>pools closed
>now i should talk about my apartments gym for a bit to give context
>apartment building is from the early 2000s so think of that style
>the gym is located off to the side on the ground floor with a giant mirror wall and a solid door
>since the door is oldish i can open it with my credit card so i start going after normal closing hours
>security dgaf and they never check for people anyway let alone after close so im completely safe going at like 3am
>work out with the lights off just in case anyone were to walk by just to be extra sure
>just clean and jerking til failure then escaping
>i need my gains
pt. 1

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This. Landlords btfo

>since ive been working out without being bothered for weeks ive gotten comfortable
>start working out shirtless and flexing at myself in the darkness imagining im on venice beach before leaving
>most people are using this as an excuse to be gluttonous but im going full coccoon mode and accepting my fate
>do this for a couple weeks until last night
>go in for my normal 3am session
>all goes well until i start indulging my daily autism
>posing like arnold when the lights suddenly turn on
>whip my head around at the speed of light
>one of the apartment karens has apparently been stalking me cause im new
>she “knew i was up to something” and started tracking my routine
>took pics of me and said she was going to get me kicked out for “endangering everyone in the building”
>autism takes over
>shout “the only thing in danger is my gains” strike a pose and flex
>she looks at me in disgust and leaves
>turn the lights back off and flex for 5 more minutes before leaving
>im going to take a few days off doing calesthenics in my apartment
pt. 2

This guy actually roids to achieve that physique? Pathetic

>shout “the only thing in danger is my gains” strike a pose and flex

Alpha move right there

>Endangering everyone in the building
>Only one in the gym
Also
>Not wearing a facemask all the time since it's socially acceptable now

Absolutely based

based

>karen
Go back to r*ddit you stupid dick sucking, kike-loving, nigger faggot

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