Anyone going outside to walk or run since the quarantino started?
Also, I always see 2 girls running (separately) here in my neighborhood, how do I talk to them and what the fuck do I tell them? I go walk my doggo if that helps something.
I kind of look like this asshole in my pic, same body type, maybe a bit more skinny fat.
that pic is fucking awful. delete now.
Throw a tennis ball near the resting girls. Doggo break ice. Fuck girls with doggo.
Start with a casual "Good morning." (afternoon, evening); then next time talk about the weather, and work up from that.
Why awful lel
One of them never stops, the other barely, we have seen each other out daily at the same time but never talked at all, since they jog and i walk
The weather? Thats weak af, also that good evening bs is what old people greet you outside when walking/running
Leave them alone you fucking virgin creep.
His left leg is 1.3x the size of his right leg
Neck = everything
Sculpture has different rules for proportions. That's why feet and hands are usually larger.
Are you the same guy who posts that in every thread?
Yes
Neck = everything
Op here, i lift to look like brad pitt in fight club or maybe this guy
Lol what a fucking DYEL!
Yet he would he get your moms pussy easy.
Doubt he'd even have the strength to dig her up.
lol, thats the thing you dyels don't get. You will never look like stone or marble, both of which look much stronger than flesh. The reality version of the statues are a good representation of people's perception of themselves versus the actual reality
>doggo
its over
why ad underwear to the statue? he already has a foreskin.
also just keep waving and/or saying hey to them. eventually they'll start coming on to you (smiling, deliberately trying to run closer to you [like taking a different route so as to pass by directly next to you as opposed to on the other side of the street] etc). make sure you stay aloof as you allow the connection to build; that way tension will continue to increase up until the point where it feels weird and unnatural to not stop and say something. from there it's just easymode and you can literally say whatever you want, like "so how long have u been working out? these quarantine workouts tho amirite?" and then after a few more steps you're balls deep in her asshole, and it's basically that simple.
note: this does not work if you're ugly or short. if that's the case then if you so much as make eye contact she'll immediately think you're a creep and that the only reason you're not a rapist is because you're too autistic and shy.
>mfw sitting outside in the garden in the warm sun, listening to birds and bees and bumblebees for 30-60 minutes daily while every now and then doing some pushups
this remind me that time me and friend tried to pick up some girls at the beach.
>me and friend trowing a ball at each other in the water
>see 2 qts playing around near us
>yo trow the ball at them so we can break the ice
>autism kicks in
>trow the ball with all my strength
>it bounces on the water and hits one ofe them square in the back
>the hit is loud as fuck, the girl screams in pain
>can see the bright red shape of the ball on her back
>turn around and pretend that the ball isn't ours
kek he looks like shit
Wtf? That would be so annoying to me if I was exercising and a dude started trying pick me up. Leave them alone? When shes out running is not the time or place. You're going to make her want to change her route or get a treadmill. Are men really this oblivious???
This Pic is proof that ancient 15th century Italians had blond hair and fair skin.
This pic does not match the sculpture
It does though, but glad to hear some random user disagrees with facts.
>that’s weak af
Shitting on your hands and throwing it at them would at least be more of an attempt that what you’re doing now, which is absolutely nothing. Take that anons weather advise and stop arguing in an already dumb thread.
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c r i n g e
this
even thinking about it shows just how autistic you are OP
Thank you. Jesus. I can't believe anyone thinks that talking to a girl who's out running is a good idea. I feel like I'm already always thinking 'please don't talk to me' when a guy starts getting close. Imagine how ANNOYING that would be while exercising. Having to stop and be polite because some guy thinks he's going to get it in.
Fucking cringe.
>this guy
>clearly Achilles
Get off my board, brainlet.
stop posting, u get cranky when u forget to drink your onions
Dont talk to people who are busy with a run, it's fucking annoying.
>Covering his dick
Fucking ruining it.