>hey user it's mom, I know you're on a diet but I bought you some food just in case you didn't have enough(I know you starve yourself but call it "fasting") xx
wat do user
Hey user it's mom...
Jordan Lee
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Kevin Rivera
take the receipt and refund it. give her back the money, thank her concerns.
Andrew Williams
>Keep/eat the Hostess cakes, Pepperidge Farm cookies, Ritz sandwiches and Goldfish
>All the rest to my neighbor and her kids
Ryder Bennett
>lil bro in college in dorms
>been losing weight
>gyms closed since mid March
>mom just sent him a box with junk food
>arriving today
KEK
Juan Davis
That's fuckin mean dude. Your mom loves you.
Jordan Rivera
My mom has been doing the same shit since I was young and I legit blame her for my shit eating habits and visceral fat. Don’t let your mom kill you with kindness because you’ll hate her for it. Throw that shit in the can and make sure she sees it. Then tell it to her face that she’s a shit mother
Isaac Barnes
My mom takes my food away
Gavin Sanchez
Eat some. God damn you guys are retards if you think you need to starve yourselves to stay in shape. Just don't stuff yourselves, that's it. You can eat all the junk you want so long as you don't stuff yourself past a certain calorie marker.
Aaron Torres
This
Just eat it little by little
Mason Turner
Poptarts are anabolic guys
Jayden Price
My fiance is doing this and it's killing me.
Eli Bell
You asked a person who does that to marry you? user...
David Ross
Good have some spawn user. Life is all about dynasty.
Ian Scott
Literally who?
Cooper Peterson
Who are you, and what have you done to my mom? My mom gets me soup, fruit, and vegetables because she loves me and wants me to be healthy
Luke Carter
Kiss her on the cheek and hug her, then fit them into your macros whenever you break a PR as a reward.
Landon Reed
This. I had a pretty big appetite when I was growing up and my mum would encourage me to eat and would buy me Doritos and shit like that on the regular. I ate it of course because I didn't give a fuck about gainz or shredz obviously at point. But now all I can't think of is how my childhood cucked my potential to ever be aesthetic.
Ryder Lee
But nothing there is rewarding. It's barely even food.
Aiden Sanders
I really liked eating poptarts after an exam or gym in college, they had it in vending machines and helped me not kill myself
Jonathan Peterson
>food
Justin Richardson
>MOMS BAKING THE BEST GODDAMN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IVE EVER HAD AGAIN
Jordan Williams
That's even worse
Alexander Thomas
>Eats it all and then makes myself vomit when she goes home
pretty eay bros. no weight gain and mom is happy
Jason Perry
You guys are going to laugh now but I'm better stocked than 80% of you. Not pictured are my multi vitamins so don't even joke about nutrition.
Adam Watson
Saying it will make her happy. Obviously you don't have to actually fucking eat it
Benjamin Scott
>not keeping a stocked kitchen
Ryan Stewart
why would your mom buy you food? did you go to their house for thanksgiving or something?
Aiden Diaz
god i hate having fat parents who shove large portions of junk food in my face constantly
Zachary Bennett
>wat do user
Your mistake was to tell people you were dieting to begin with. You were supposed to pretend that you were eating normally and keep your faggoty mouth shut.
If they notice you losing weight you bullshit and say that it must be their imagination or that the warm summer months were causing you to sweat a lot. Then you take food into your room and pretend you ate it.
Telling people you're not eating automatically triggers something in them that forces them to immediately sabotage you in every way possible from that point forward. You could be a 400 lb landwhale and they'd still caution you against not eating enough and mysteriously start buying you junk food and start talking about what a great meal they're making for dinner. They'll even break out the slow cooker to make sure you have to smell it for at least 8 hours every day until you break.
Thomas Carter
Tell her: "Thanks mom. I love you. Thank you for always being so thoughtful", take it, stash it away somewhere and forget about it or maybe have a sugary snack once every blue moon.
Elijah Long
Explain to her that you know she is trying to support you and care for you but that a better expression of that would be for her to *not* buy you snacks because you are working towards a goal which precludes you from eating them.
Also, let her continue to buy you stuff - just give her a list of cool protein food/drink items that are a bit too expensive for you to buy normally but would make great little presents from her.
> she gets to keep supporting you and feeling like she is contributing to your goals, which will strengthen your relationship, plus you get to try cool new protein snacks at no cost