What are some Yas Forums approved jobs?

What are some Yas Forums approved jobs?
What job would you like to have in a perfect world?
What job do you have now?

I'm starting school to become a paramedic in September.

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1. anything not related to Amazon
2. ice cream taster / Guinness beer quality control
3. food delivery driver (essential in USA)

>we're done here

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>beer taster

This would be my dream job. If i didnt care about fitness as much as i do i could drink 8 - 10 beers everynight no problem

Fellow paramedic fag here. Well sorta in through the EMT portion just getting my license atm when the test opens again after lockdown, fire academy after then paramedic school after I’m with a department.

Definitely fit, but try to get with a fire department not a private company. With a department you get a second family, a bunch of lift bros (on my ride alongs they all lifted together at the end of the day, had deadlift competitions and slammed the weights and shit it was awesome). It’s part of the job to be fit and you need to be fit to get through academy (mostly cardio). A lot of older guys let themselves go, but ideally you work hard to stay fit for your whole career, think of being the firefighter/paramedic you would want saving your family. Some departments will pay for you to go to paramedic school, saving you a good chunk of money. I suggest doing what I am and getting your emt license, going through hide academy, getting hired (can be hard because so many people want this job) and going back for paramedics after you have your feet wet in the EMS world.

Some places have pretty good starting pay and expected growth, as well as nice raises. And a great pension. In my case I’ll probably start out making $50k/year, have it grow to $70/k with my paramedic license and high with promotions (making LT, or $200/k if you get chief/raises). IIRC my pension is like 60% of my max pay but I have to do atleast 20 years to get the full, less than that and it’s like 30%. Great benefits too

Thank you for your service.

Archaeologist

t. Archaeologist

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OR Nurse

One patient at a time, get to stay busy all day doing varied things so the day goes by fast, only interact with awake patients for about 10 minutes and work only four days a week

Not a Yas Forums job, but a good one

Nigga, where the fuck you at making 50k/year as an EMT?

Thank you for your service.

Lol shut up faggot

Firefighter emt* not just EMT. So essentially getting paid for vehicle extraction and structure fire type shit also.
Florida

Lol you guys are fags even if you’re taking a piss don’t thank me while I’m not even licensed let alone have started working

Honestly makes me regret going to college. I don't need to be rich I just need a fulfilling job that pays me enough to live and has benefits. Sounds exciting and community oriented. Definitely Yas Forums.

-Professional gambler/sports better
-Sports club owner
-Gun shop owner
-Strip club owner
-Any trady who works without a license
-Inner-city barber
-Night club owner
-Exotic animal dealer
-Tobacconist, headshop owner
-Ex-Soviet block private military contractor
-Cellphone salesman/street salesman
-Smuggler
-Corrupt third world border guard
Drug dealer
-Day trader
-Vegas lounge singer
-Pimp
-Porn Director
-Under-employed actor/writer
-Freelance automotive technician
-Undercover detective
-Casino pit boss
-Bouncer
-Bar tender
-Car dealer
-Lawyer
-Pawn shop owner
-Taxi/Uber driver
Chop-Shopper
-Unlicenced sailor
-Debt Collector
-Yacht Crew
-Dance instructor
-Escort

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That’s my exact situation. Had no clue what I wanted to do mom forced me into college to figure it out. Always had an idea I wanted to do firefighting/paramedics but never looked into it or acted on it, thought about other hair but always came back to this. Wasted my time getting an associates, took my like 3.5 fucking years just to drop out with a single class left to get the degree. Fucked off for a year, went back to the college where they had the EMT program. Now I’m 4 months out of it trying to take the national. Failed it once because I rushed and didn’t read the questions carefully. Taking it again once the center reopens. After that it’s fire academy, then getting hired doing a career I’m passionate as fuck about. If it sounds appealing and you enjoy emergency medicine as well as being fit and dealing with high stress situations, go for it.


Also there’s tons of downtime. Like there’s always shit to do, there’s busy as fuck periods with stressful call after call, but there’s also still tons of downtime to just chill. And the shifts are appealing to me. Might be shit like 24on/24off. 72on/48 off. Etc.

Firefighter. 20 right now and probably going to go for it

How do I get into archeology? I'm very interested but I'm clueless about the process of becoming one.

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makes me glad I decided ages ago I wanted to do this. gonna get training as soon as i turn of age

Good on you, some dickhead is gonna report you for admitting you’re underage, but yeah train man. Academy is mainly cardio, about 5 days a week running around 5 miles each day and then training and shit. You can potentially get hired at around 20 if you study hard and get through everything. This means you could be in your career before 25 and moved out of your parents house. But also it’s never too late plenty of people go into this older, bad guys older than me in my class.

I'm a manager in a steel mill. 12hr days, 5 on 5 off, $100k+/yr with bonuses. I completely stumbled into this position from an adjacent industry (pipe manufacturing) and am entirely unqualified and feel its only a matter of time before I'm revealed to be a fraud and every day is wrought with anxiety because of it.

That said, working with steel is pretty based.

I am a firefighter and it is legitimately the best job I've ever had. The money starting out isn't the best if you're just an emt but becoming a paramedic gets you a solid pay pump and a job anywhere you want really.

what am I looking at here

Thank you for all that you do.

#WereAllInThisTogether

If you’re a grill and interested in getting started in the field, I’ve got a bone for you to examine...

I don't remember telling you the thread was secure for you to move in

memes aside hello fire bois, hope your dept is giving you ample PPE in these trying times

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Not that guy but that looks a lot like a Roman ditch, did you not go to school?

Lol shoot any black peoples—I mean bad guys?

the ((( 6 Million )))

they're called niggers user and yes I shot some nigger children

lmao I don't do shit as an OR nurse, I'm a glorified assistant (that gets paid a lot more)

im a junior fin manager at fidelity and I make a comfy 91k salary before tax and I havent been layed off either i also gamble on robinhood once in a while and im a partner in my moms dental lab and use it for tax write offs

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based department id like to file claim for 1 instance of basedness

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What do you actually do at your job? Where do you do it?

How the fuck is that obvious from going to school?

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A perfect world ?

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>he never learned about Roman Archeology
What fucking education system is this, Haitian schooling?? You’re fucking with me everyone knows what a ducking Roman ditch is you dip

I'm in medical school, I fucking hate like 90% of it but the 10% makes it worth it.
Got off my pediatrics rotation in time for covid 19 to send me home, now I'm mopping up random credits in online classes.
Literally went from working so many hours a week. I don't know how many, I was just working (studying or doing clinical learning stuff like seeing patients and writing notes) every waking hour sleeping 6-7 hours a night.
Now I'm posting on Yas Forums for the first time in five years writing occasional essays. This was all supposed to happen in fourth year, making space for interviews, gym visits, and writing some fiction. I'm getting some writing work done and passing the classes but holy fuck I feel directionless.
Doing grip training, planks, pushup progressions, and stretching. It's going well.

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