Be me

>be me
>fap once every day
>balls feel like a saggy piece of loose skin
>penis is totally flaccid
>do nofap for more than one day
>balls are thick and frothy, erections much stronger and happen more easily and more often
>feelsgood
Shit works, I tell you

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Can anybody here have dry orgasms on command. Not retrograde ejaculation either but a true dry orgasm. Does doing that have the same benefit as nofap? I feel like it does.

Based

Nah yoursle just a betafaggot loser with low test and inferior genetics. Cope garder but you gonna die an incel.

I fap 2-3 times a day, steong erections, firm balls, big balls, happy, energetic easy peasy talking with women. Love watching porn, sometimes even with girls together. They like it to.

Imagine meeting a girl and having to tell her you cant fap because its bad for you. What are you? Some kind of low test looser?

Post nose and last name

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you might have some serious issues if true. Like actually get your dick checked cause that really not normal at all

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>Love watching porn, sometimes even with girls together. They like it to.
Get a load of this faggot who thinks the girls in porn are actually talking to him

>this is what happens when you give a third world nigger a computer

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I’ve been jerking off almost everyday multiple times for the last like 13 years. If I skip one day my next load is fucking massive and a bitch to clean up.

Its full of mutts...

underage

Nah im over 30 and my favourite jerkoffmaterial is my lolicollection i got here before you newfags all stopped shitting your pants.

I bet if you had stuff that good youd also think that nofap is a waste of those artists dedication. This stuff just has to be fapped to, thats why they made it.

>lolicollection
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS
on a serious note, user, kys.

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You sound like a absolute sniveling pig. Honestly what are you even saying retard.

haven't even done nofap but you talk like a fucking third grader. Post yourself RIGHT NOW with a timestamp if you wanna talk like a big man

Based and coompilled

Did Trump write this?

Hey [redacted] ! you don't [censored] with Agent P like that, you [removed].
>t. Defender of the Agency

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Dude you wouldnt even be able to understand my powerlevel. My pics just would make you miserable.

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Dude you wouldnt even be able to understand my powerlevel. My pics just would make you miserable.

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Epic troll 10/10

how much protein do a platypus have?

dude you're jacking-off to a man made piece of art, basically a dude's fantasy and that's fucking gay

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Between five and six depending on size

What the fuck is this fucking picture what the honest fuck

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>I love rubbing my penis while watching other people have sex if yo hiding your e a beta faggot HAHAHAHAHA

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You know the sperm isn't stored within your testicles, right?

Not op but no I didn’t. Why do my balls start to swell and ache the longer I don’t jerk off beyond 3 days?

OP here. I call bullshit. Contradicts everything else I heard and common sense.
Same here. I think everyone feels that.

They're stored in the epididymis, which is in the upper portion of the back part of your balls.

I would imagine you only think they're swollen, but they're actually the same size.

I'm not positive on the answer to your question though. I do know that the longer you go without cumming, the more sensitive you become sexually.

It takes a 5 second google search to see where the sperm is stored. Jesus

Tryhard spotted.