Jawzrsize™

I just ordered my Jawzrsize™ Master Pack with three resistance levels.

What kind of facial gains can I expect?

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Stop advertising this meme ballgag on my board

>my board

I bet you have been here for like a year. Come back when you have been here for 8+ years

You’re retarded for buying these , do you fall for every fad ?

~zero gainz

literally Just chew gum or tabaco or anything that doesnt make you look retarded.

>not biting down on a set of these
>greater ROM
>greater resistance
>removes plaque
NGMI

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I did not need that mental image

I swear that this is an elaborate joke and the people that use this and post pictures will be put in collages where people make fun of them.

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>not just chewing raw oats
NGMI OP

>buy a Jawzrsize purple because fuck it why not I have the money
>chew it a few times a day
>a week later, I chomp straight through the rubber

This product is a piece of shiiiiiiiiiit.

The entire point is that you can chew HARDER on it. And longer.
That said, I assume some very resistant gum is better.

TMJ pain for sure, and you don't want that life long hell.

2 or 3 pieces of falim gum

>Not just chewing cock

It has been said already, but not gonna make it

YOur suppose to chew with your molers not your fucking front teeth. What a joke, this crap is likely going to deform your face. Don’t touch this shit. Your strengthening the wrong muscles and tendons.

Look guys ive thrown away 8 years of my life in this shit board and am proud of it

I prefer these. they have a nice flavor too

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Reverse double-ended black dildo?

They probably have chemical shit in them that humans shouldn't eat

>just open and close your hand to get forearm gains!! No need for grippers!!

Youre retarded for replying to this, do you fall for every thread?

Stop shilling your product here you fucking kike.

To any Anons thinking of buying this, don't. The kike dropships it for 5 bucks from China.

Serious question:

How is this a fitness board but cant comprehend the fact that there are muscles in your face, and if put under stress repeatedly, they will grow?

Just as it applies to any other muscle group, it also applies to facial muscles.

I am not saying this will get you a chiseled jawline but it would be silly to think that it wouldnt help...

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I don't care about exercising face stuff, but that sounds good.
I love chewing on prepared oatmeal as long as possible as it is.

Are those the best photos that the guy who made this pic could find?

All dog food/treats/whatever in the US at least are safe for human consumption by law

>mewing pictures
mewing pics are always one of the following
>different angles
>after losing weight
>after making some other facial transformation (like a HT, for example)
>completely different lighting
>the subject is simply exercising different jaw posture
I still have yet to see scientific proof that mewing works beyond childhood.

This is literally the definition of shilling, why is this not deleted?

I wouldn't mind a guide to the upper face muscles.
Brows are easy, but not shit like starting to gain control over ears.

I actually bought this.

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