CONFESS YOUR Yas Forums SINS

CONFESS YOUR Yas Forums SINS

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limbo
>I still haven't been baptized. I have constant doubts about god. I have doubted, and I continue to doubt. My existence is proof of his power and grace, but I fear that acknowledging him will make me a hypocrite, as it would be foolish or paradoxical to rationally accept the reality of god yet disobey him through my thoughts and actions. For this all I am sorry.
lust
>I've been texting a loose woman with brown eyes in the hopes of having premarital sex.
gluttony
>Many days, I live to eat. I spend great time and money making food taste delicious, and making exorbitant amounts of it for "gains", but in reality if my life had value I would spend far less time thinking about food.
avarice, greed, prodigality
>I took my roommate's weights to put in my mini-fridge/ improvised deadlift setup. I have not given them back.
>I spend money on herbs and spices I don't need. My fridge is full of rotting tarragon.
wrath, sullenness
>The main reason I lift is to demoralize people who I hate. Regardless of whether or not they are good people. Also to make women fall in love with me.
>I don't spend enough energy putting on a happy face for strangers at work, on the bus, etc.
heresy
>I've made jokes and laughed at jokes about the christian faith.
violence
>I hit a woman who stole my stuff
fraud
>I've lied to women that I loved them, and to people who care about me.
treachery
>I cheated on my girlfriend last year since I was too scared to break up with her and thought it would be a clean break

I can only do 5 sit ups at a time.

I haven't seriously lifted in a long fucking time, too long
Sorry God I'll fix it
Based and dantepilled

i cuddled with a guy once. and now i want more.

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ive jerked off on the gym shower before after my workout cause i saw this really hot guy at the gym that i think was checking me out

Green text faggot

>lockdown for 4 weeks over in 3 days
>ive only done 3 homeworkouts since

>lockdown over in 3 days
where from? thats a bit stupid when corona is still not dying down

IS THIS THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO NEEDING A SQUAT PLUG?

Imagine having a qt fitness gf that could spot you while you take a cheeky quick shit between reps haha.

it's uneventful really.
>last year
>playing mobile game with bros because we casuals ree
>i was getting tired sitting on the floor
>one bro said "why dont you lay beside me? there's enough room and i wanna watch you play"
>i comply and laid beside him, he scooched closer
>i could feel his heat radiating
>never felt like this before, really liked it
>then i stopped playing and we just laid there till dinner, wrapping his arm around me
there's also another story where another bro got himself off using me while i was pretend sleeping, but thats for another time.

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ive started self-harming

u and ur friends are fruity niggas

fuck thats hot

that time is now, my dick is fucking hard and ready to spurt

Lmao you fucking fags

I haven’t put in any effort over quarantine and haven’t lifted in a couple days, please forgive me father.

I sometimes lie on the internet

yeah i know, i should've stick with pc gaming

y-you too bros. he was also bigger and taller than me.

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Wait they just changed it to monday next week

New zealand

I've gained weight during this quarantine and have a fucking rancid john boyega body.

Greentext it or your mother will die in her sleep tonight and you’ll lose all your gainz. No immunities.

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idk i still find this hard to believe for two straight guys to do this. but i wouldnt know how straight guy friends act with each other since im gay and mostly have girl and gay friends

Not the same dude but when I was a freshman in HS I was at a sleepover and we ran out of couch space. So me and this dude were fighting for space on the loveseat when he pushes me back and I fall over sideways. All of a sudden we’re spooning and we just cuddle til the movie ends. Didn’t say a word the whole time and never talked about it after. We were behind the couch so I don’t think anyone saw either....no homo

My greatest sin is pride. I am a prideful creature, which is why I spend so much time on my body. I get a lot of positive reinforcement for this behavior. There is very little exterior pressure to stop, even in my church.

thats so cute user :/ i like these straight guys who dont have that toxic masculinity in them

>20 minutes for a 2.5 mile run

U R fucked if that is a goal.

I never do cardio.

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Straight guys are waaaay gayer than gay dudes. I'm the king of gay chicken (leaning in to kiss a dude) the only time I've lost is to another straight guy. All the gay dudes pussy out, they don't commit. One time me and another bro left our GF's at the campsite and went to the top of Mt. Baldy, had a mutual JO sesh at the top and came off a mountain, it was hilarious.

Yeah I love all my bro’s. I fucking hate women tho they’re so annoying

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You're not straight. If you were you wouldn't have been able to get jerked off.

Please stop talking about gay sex... it’s not what I had in mind when I created this topic.

word but since ive been dating guys, theyre fucking annoying too ngl. its a curse being attracted to guys