How do I achieve the Batman physique

How do I achieve the Batman physique

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is that Mr. Twilight Vampire?

Skip leg day.

I hate capeshit, but I admire the Batman character, no superpowers, just money and autistic dedication.
He played a good role in The King and The Lighthouse. I hope it turns out well. If not, I lose nothing.

Have dead parents

Padding.

>admire Batman because it’s “kinda realistic!!!”

Okay reddit

That isn't what he said though

That's not what he said, but ok

It’s exactly what he said children

>i hate capeshit
>but i am actually a manchild who likes capeshit

Based strawmanner

No, it really isn't. Of course his character isn't realistic, the universe he's in isn't realistic. But it is a fictional universe with humans as well as more powerful entities so his character is unique in that regard, which tends to make him more relatable versus someone like Superman.

Go watch some cartoons reddit fag

Goddamn, I want to beat you up and fuck you non existent wife. Seriously kid, fuck you.

>Nolan is capeshit
>He did not grow up with Hamil's Joker.

kys

>no superpowers, just money and autistic dedication.
Batman is closer to SOCOM or Punisher than Marvel crap

I don't even watch TV period, especially not cartoons, why are you guys on such edge about this shit when it is fucking common sense? My dad was into Batman comics for that reason. Doesn't do much for me but the reasoning is sound.

who shit in your oats

Imagine getting this upset over pop culture

Punisher is SOCOM fag honestly Batman fucking sucks anyone who would unironically put a cape on and think it was neat deserves a bullet. It was so fucking pathetic how that gay ass movie tried to fathom up a reason... “oh uh the fabric like... uh gardens and you can glide!!!” Right...

Also Batman still trying to fight with his gay ass little spikes “tee her I’m a bat”

This is MAN CHILD REDDIT TIER CAPESHIT. Get over it losers, it’s for KIDS.

Now the punisher on the other hand, now that’s a hero
>sips

Comics got a warning right in the cover “kids fuck off”

Page 1
BOOM
nigger’s head blown off
Frank castle leans over
Panel 2
*sniff*
Close up of nose
Panel 3
“God damn... I HATE niggers”

Batfag would NEVER Hhave that fuck Batman gay ass robin ass fucking homo rich cock sucker pedophile Bruce Gayne

imagine getting this worked up about a comic book character

Has the Serial Punisher been on /k/ lately?

Kek, apparently both sides are pretty heated in this thread, must be a polarizing topic

It's all capeshit for children.
It's an imaginary world for consoomer manchildren to fantasise about being a rich good looking super intelligent philanthropist.

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Lol stfu Batman Same reddit fag you got btfo like 9 posts back little kid nice cape

consoomers hate being exposed for the pathetic fucks they are. And their consooming doesnt stop with batman, they are invariably porn addicts, weirdos who watch anime, fleshlight fuckers, estrogenic fucking losers who should stay on reddit where they belong.

And? Is that not something to aspire to? Of course most will never reach it, but what about all the little nogs hoping to be rappers or basketball players?

Graveyard full of those

cranial implants

stunt double