You're at the Varrock east bank and this guy offers to buy your gf at twice the price you paid for her

You're at the Varrock east bank and this guy offers to buy your gf at twice the price you paid for her

What do?

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Ask him if he wants to buy 1000 iron ore and I hit him with the flash2:wave2:

Ask him if he would like to settle this in the wildy

"Did you know that runescape will wont let you say your own password out loud?
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See?"
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Profit?

I remember doing that one time. And I think I got temporarily banned for a day.

he cant even trade hes an ironman

Tell him my gf is a useless slut and that I can trim his rune for free instead.

kek

Offer to throw in a free armor trim with it as well and then log off when I've got his shit.

>unironically using baked potatoes to heal

Great, sell her and I can buy 2 fresh ones

imagine roiding to be a runescape streamer

Based

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Use half the money I got from him to buy another girlfriend. Repeat and profit

I miss the early-mid 2000s so much

send that helmie back to lumbridge

>NOOOOO you can’t just kill the heckin hardcore Ironmani!!!1

This screenshot is from the last year or two. Osrs is the most popular its ever been rn.

I, too, miss being able to legally fuck highschoolers.

I have never got my head around how people can fall for this

I remember falling for a phishing site when I was in middle school. I didn't lose my account but the bastard stole my saradomin platebody and anything else of value

You and your gf are leaving spawn to defend B-site with when this guy AWPs you through mid doors
>what do, Yas Forums?

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What is it about runescape that it has so many chad gamers?

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Write nigger in chat

I remember falling for that like a dumbass

hunter12

literally just be a 10 year old who doesnt know better

wtf i can see it

Ah, don't worry bro. It shows up on your screen, I didn't see it

literally just be a 10 year old who doesnt know better
lost the rune longsword I saved up for for ages to a scam like this
actually it was in the very original runescape when you could change your pass within the game. some guy I had friended told me to change my password fo 'banker' and something cool would happen. as soon as I did it he logged in and kicked me out and jacked my shit

There's no wave2 idiot