/DmG/

>What does /DmG/ stand for?
It stands for dwarfmode general, which is a manlet offshoot of bearmode

>What is the difference between this gay shit and bearmode?
Dwarfmode is differentiated from bearmode by the goal body of it’s practitioners being something like pic related in addition to going beyond fitness in the gym

>??

This means that not only do dwarfmoders look like dwarves, they attempt to emulate the dwarven spirit of perfectionism, striving to be masters at something other than lifting weight, preferably something crafts related.

>this sounds very cringe and gay
Yes, so what? Peddle your cookiecutterness somewhere else

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>Peddle your cookiecutterness somewhere else
based and grudgepilled

What is the height cutoff for this? I want to be more Mike Tyson/Canelo Avalrez-ish and I'm 5'9".

I would say 175 is riiight on the border, but you’re in. What’s your routine?

I'm assembling a team to retake Karak Eight Peaks...

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Based and dwarfpilled

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You have my sword..

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R-REPORT THIS THREAD, I MUST-MUST

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How is your hair?

thanks for reminding me that this is an excellent time to start growing a beard

You’re welcome

We're all gonna make it dwarfbros

GOMAD - Galon Of Mead A Day

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Op here, umping to keep thread alive, West Europe goes to bed now, it's up to the 'mericans to keep this one alive

Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai menu!

Lullaby for the Euro Dawi
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>tfw beardlet
Kinda sucks since no one in my family can grow one, but at least we not balding

This thread is a reminder that reporting shit WILL get you banned.

I’ll be there in tens of millennia

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>AAGGGGHHHH CAN'T GROW FACIAL HAIR WHY OH WHY OH FUCK I JUST WANNA BE A JUICY SICKK DWARVEN CUNT

>tfw always loved dwarves in all universes
>tfw stocky broad shouldered build
>tfw too tall at 180cm

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Just find someone fuckhuge to stand next to

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short fa/tg/uys leave. Yas Forums is for barbarians. Now get back in your pit/cave/hovel/whatever you crawled out from.

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Based - 5'8 here - if i got fat and grew a beard i might be able to pull Dwarfmode off.

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5'10" but dwarves are way cooler than elves, Im sticking with you guys

Looks like i'm extending my lean bulk.

Buddy, I think we belong in the Kingdoms of Men. Leave the bickering to the manlets and lanklets.

>dwarfs are strong but manlets
>elves are sissy lanklets
Orcs shit on you all. Look at this motherfucker, he doesn't even need armor just a lifting belt he keeps on at all times.

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Absolutely based thread OP

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Manlets- dwarves
Lanklets- elves
Dindus- orcs
Autists- wizards
Sand people- goblins
And of course (((hobbits)))
Who did I miss?

>girl doesn't have a beard
low t

What about chinks?