I'll die before I get a prostate exam

I'll die before I get a prostate exam.

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>the big tourist will never have her finger in your ass

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contrary to what you may believe this is certainly the gayest post ive seen all day, homo thirsting notwithstanding

Be glad you're not gay, we get em all the time!

Let me understand,...you wanna have your ass fingered and you're afraid to die before that?

>giving up the chance to have rich, hot women stick their finger in your arse
>several times each week
>bulk-billed

>25% jewish

What's the answer to the prostate exam?

Mischling is the ubermensch, deal with it. Get those milkers senpai

I’ll die during a prostate exam.

I'll get a stiffy for sure.

The fear is real, because I absolutely will

It was better when you could still get analog exams. It's much worse now everything is digital.

why fear? that would be pretty alpha

Stop being a prude pussy. Doctor sticks his finger in your ass, touches your prostate and that's it. Only thing I was ashamed of is how easily his finger entered my ass.

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Idk but the whole thing is pretty stressful. My doctor had to give me a shoulder massage the whole time to loosen my nerves.

idk about u guys but when im riding my horse dildo it feels so good on my prostate

I wanna buy a canine one to help my fantasy but I'm in a situation where it's to risky to have it.

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Just ask your girl to check it out for you every once in a while

Do I have to take out my squat plug?

absolute disgusting degenerate

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i dont want to be like this

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>I'll die before I get a prostate exam.
I saw my -strong as fuck- grand dad die at 72 when his cancer metastasized to his bones. the doc can do what ever the fuck he wants with my ass.

very based!

A fap a day keeps the doctor putting his finger inside your ass away.

Afraid you'll give in to those homo urges you've had all your life, eh?

but knot fucking is hot tho

don't indulge in sick perverted urges you weak willed faggot

>the only "white" women I'm attracted to are jewesses
Why did it have to be this way bros

She's an Anglo icon

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The first time is always a surprise. But then the doc buys me dinner and everything is OK.