Go to your living room

>go to your living room
>sees this
what's the correct move here

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Excuse me ma'am, I'm supposed to be self isolating here. Can I ask who let you in?

I'm going to have to ask you to leave or I will call the police

>screech like a velociraptor while doing dino hands
>stand in doorway blocking exit
>"hey Google, play Jurassic park theme"
>consume 48 raw eggs and two raw steaks, shit on the floor
>screech again and walk off

Ask her what the fuck she thinks she's doing in my house and kick her out.

Please keep threads for pubescent boys to share their awkward sexual fantasies in Yas Forums where they belong.

rape her

kill the stupid nigger who got into my house you dumb fucking retarded inconsolable sniveling smegma coated cock

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>Get out.

Is that the Italian olympicfu?

Flying knee to crack that skull open like an egg. I take my property rights very seriously

Implying she couldn't tear our your wind pipe with her bare hands

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kick her in the head for having black hair and olive skin

As per security protocol
>draw out firearm
>ask to put hands on where I can see them and lay down on the ground
>call for backup
>if any sudden moves I am authorised to open fire to neutralise target
>wait for backup
>backup takes care of target
>more paperwork to fill out tomorrow morning

this job is great but sometimes I hate it

Since I don't have a girlfriend or a female colleague this constitutes a serious violation of all security protocols and is liable to up to 30 years in jail.

she's a woman so no, she couldn't

get my dog over so her can KNOT her

lick pusy

Kek

based

even more based

>tfw no gf

I'm pretty sure if she brakes into your house you can give her a self defense dicking, at least in castle doctrine states

She looks like she considers chinks subhuman

Pay her $250 to kick me in the nuts until I puke. Then ring her socks into my mouth.

What's her name?

she could probably coax semen out of my dong with her bare hands if you know what i mean

please elaborate

I mean it's impressively flexible but kind of a pointless movement isn't it? Like it's mainly a static hold for your arms

it will work abs mostly

and having her body as a pendulum with the center of gravity infront of her will probably put decent tension on her back and shoulders too im guessing

>I mean it's impressively flexible but kind of a pointless movement isn't it? Like it's mainly a static hold for your arms

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kill her with a single strike

Slap ass

Extremely low quality post

Lurk 2 years before posting

ye wanna fack?

>Implying she couldn't tear our your wind pipe with her bare hands
She couldnt
pic

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Yeah but you're the weakest male, and she's the strongest female.

Im not, twink

Yeah, you are.

go suck a cock faggot