Got heckled

so i was going for a run, shirt-less, and as I was going past some 20-something year old guy on a bike he sarcastically said "swoooole".
I didn't really register it until I was 10 seconds past him, what should I have yelled back to look cool?

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should've asked if he was down to suck you off

old women ask if im crazy when i do this in 30 degree weather
fuckin desparate horny cougars.

"for you"

the coolest thing you can do is not give a fuck

or there's option B where you find a stick and javelin-spear it through the spokes of his wheels

Nothing. He was just coping/mirin.

"you too" is a good no-brainer answer that works weel in almost every social occasions, in my experience

Yes, we were talking about you Narcissus

You can't run shirtless and look cool

Say nothing and keep goin?

Well it depends. Are you some important guy like one of the local cartel leaders or something like that? In that case you should have killed him at the spot. Otherwise soon you'll have hordes of 20 year old men not showing any respect.

>I didn't really register it until I was 10 seconds past him, what should I have yelled back to look cool?
"Your mom likes it"

>old women ask if im crazy when i do this in 30 degree weather
What is the unit you fucking moron? Fagrenheit? Chadelsius?

“I hope you get run over fag”
Cyclists deserve the rope anyways

OP, this is me. Was he mirin?

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no

"Feelin fit buddy?"

4u

based

Being shirtless in public is always cringe no matter how you look. It's only acceptable at the beach or a sports field.

>skipping arm and delt day

shiggy

>fatty

'thanks' (sarcastically or not)

Nah, I'm a 230lbs /fraud/. I could mog you while wearing a fucking poncho. It's still cringe to be shirtless like some tryhard.

Did you know you can work on your arm muscles too?

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Had a similar experience the first time I ran outside
>be 19 2 years into lifting after spending the previous year losing over 100lbs
>otter mode by this point
>running around neighborhood
>live in nigville I’m one of like 2 white families on my entire street, 90% of the neighborhood is Haitian and fob spics, half of the 10% of whites are white trash
>run around corner at end of street that my house is on
>older black guy on a bike talking to the two people who lived there
>older black guy makes eye contact with me and says something to them, the two other blacks that lived there look at me and then look at him blank faced/unamused
>figure he was talking shit and ignore it
>second lap passing again and she’s leaving, on his bike (probably was his only mode of transportation)
>he sees me and goes “LOOK, SEE?” To the 2 neighbors, they do the same shit and ignore him this time (most neighbors got along with each other and really minded their own business here, this guy was NOT from our neighborhood)
>rides off but stays just slightly ahead of me
>is seemingly racing me legit follows me for a bit then turns back
>dude was around 60
>3rd lap I just walk past their house and he goes to do it again but I stop and just hold eye contact and size him and he stops talking mid sentence, look at the two neighbors and then keep going
>4th lap time he’s gone

Fuck people who can’t just mind their own business

You should have kicked him of the bike. And stomp his face to a bloody pulp. And when he's dead, piss on his body.

You are delusional.
Every summer I'm perfectly cut and often work outside. Even though in that particular case it's absolutely normal for dudes to take off their shirts I avoid it like fire.
Normies will always be jealous, they will always seethe. The second you take off your shirt they immidiatelly start telling you their life story about their bad genetics and how they have no time to lift and all that shit.
Only take off your shirt where everyone is shirtless.

its a dumb larp,30 farenheit would be -1 celcius (deadly cold) and 30 celcius is hot as a tropical beach.

Degrees Kelvin you retard

Should have stolen his bike. Nobody would have believed him

You should have knocked him out and cut the eyes out of his head.

If -1 C is deadly cold for you then I have bad news

the fuck is so surreal about 30 celsius?
Happens all the time in europe during summer...

It's no uncommon but if you hate hot weather 30 degrees is hell

>30f
>deadly cold
That barely freezes water you dumb faggot

I would have at least liked to sprint up next to him when he raced me and shoved him so he hit a car/the sidewalk. Never saw the dude again after that but it pissed me off, I worked up to actually running outside and not giving a fuck/accepting no body cares about you and that wa any first experience. Made me wonder did I run weird or what

even worst retard thats like -240 celcius