Are eggs the most based fruit?

Are eggs the most based fruit?

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You don't have to tell me what happened

Yes

Absolutely

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>fruit
American education ladies and gentlemen

Yes.
And you are a based fruit too

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>0 carbs
>0 indigestible fiber trash
>healthy fats
>plenty of vitamins
>one of the best protein sources
eggs = best fruit confirmed.

theyre better if you can get them from local chickens from factory trash

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Did you just call me a faggot?

They're berries, dipshit

It seems theres a lot of controversy on these fuckers. Whats Yas Forums's opinion on them? Whats the best way to eat them? Is there any truth to that raw eggs only give 50% protein rumor?

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Are prairie oysters a Yas Forums approved food? Was thinking they'd make an easy get out the door kind of breakfast based on how effortless it sounds to make and drink but I havent tried one before

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My aunt gives me eggs sometimes from her farm. I just hate having to clean the skin off before biting in.

yea just don't pirate them, the egg farmers are going broke

Did he stutter?

We end this today Yas Forums
Is an egg a fruit or vegetable

legume you dipshit

Yes, raw eggs have worse bioavailability. I prefer scrambled or soft-boiled in my steamer

I'm going to start trying cooking the whites but keeping the yolks raw

Try cured yolks

incredulously based

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eggs are not a fruit

Yeah I want to eat more of them but I'm stuck rationing since they're hard to come by, been limiting myself to 3 a day. Was only able to eat 2 a day at the height of the panic buying but it is a little better now. Ideally I'd like to eat 4-6, I've done 1-2 dozen on bulks but it is annoying when half of your fridge is nothing but eggs. I miss when Walmart had 60 for $5, sometimes I've been stuck getting organic eggs at 12 for +$4 but I consider them essential.

eggs are fungi

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>he doesnt have a whole shelf of his fridge dedicated to egg crates specifically for moments like this
ngmi

Post body, eggman, show us what making it with a dedicated egg crate shelf means.

>smell like shit
>taste like shit
>feels like mucous sliding down your throat like when you have a cold
>only 6 g protein
>needs to be cooked or else you might die
Honestly I'm having a hard time thinking of a less fit food

enjoy salmonella