Why do bald people wear hats?

Why do bald people wear hats?
Are they just trying to hide their baldness like pic related? Today I thought they might be genuinely cold up there. Hair has a decent insulation effect.

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Quit posting bald threads you fucking faggot

No, just insecure about their baldness. Especially younger guys. Just considered weak genes

In Brads case it's because he is massively insecure and knows his entire success is due to a meme pool jump video and roids without having any personality.

/fa/

Does that guy even actually lift? He’s so small. I’ve seen him before and I heard he sells drugs to kids, like actually hard drugs. I think his business plan is get young kids into the gym with fitness but never teach them to lift and just a ells them heroin and shit. Fucking Bradley

I WILL join the NELK boys one day

That guy in the OP tried injecting stuff into his scalp to regrow hair. So he in particular wears a hat out of insecurity.

It must be so so so so so shit to go bald or have to shave your head before age 30. You’ve literally the best years of your life robbed from you, always being the ugly one of the group, brunt of the jokes, creeping women out, resorting to grow a beard to distract from your scalp. You’re literally old before your time.
Fuck that was an epiphany

dont most wear hats before they entered baldness?does wearing a hat really speed up the process like the myth says

lmao why didn't he just get a fucking transplant

Wearing hats is so common that it's hard to say whether or not a guy is wearing hats because he likes hats or if it's because he's hiding his hairline. The big tell is how often they wear it and how resistant they are to taking it off, especially in places where most people don't wear hats like at night or in a pool.

Baldness is a symptom of juicing up.

For the dating scene and sex and chatting girls hair is more important than gym.

Gym is more important for a mans mentality for himself. Of course bald guys have a disadvantage it goes without saying

Dude, you have some deep issues

>juicing up
Cringe boomer terminology
It’s a weird trade off. On one hand being on test, having high test, puts you at a MASSIVE advantage in the social and dating scene. It’s barely talked about but even if your pinning to achieve high test, just being a high test male comes with tons of advantages socially. Even your body language is attractive/intimidating. But for many guys baldness is a trade off. If you can wear a bald head well you’ll be fine with a beard and jacked body, brad definitely looks okay compared to other bald people, but most guys don’t have the head shape for it.

I know I’m prone to balding, but I’m waiting until my late 20s-mid 30s before I hop on test. I know I’m 100% going to, but I’m holding off on it for that very reason. I can’t rock a bald head very well

>if you can wear a bald head well you’ll be fine with a beard and jacked body,

Terms and conditions on how to “get by” being bald. It’s easier to have hair. No girls like bald men all else being equal

Only the insecure wannabes on youtube try to hide it. Actual men just shave it.

>Yas Forums - Fitness

fuck you you worthless shit.

Well yeah definitely. I was just laying out that if you’re gonna gear and you end up balding/getting thinned out hair that doesn’t recover, you may as well go all out and get to brad sized over time. May as well cycle off, freeze sperm just in case, and then blast and cruise tbqh

Because they can

I'm a long haired user and wearing hats makes me look like I have a mullet. And I can't quite put my finger on why but i think they look weird on short hair. On a bald head however they look pretty good

One of the few perks of been bald is that hats look better on you imo

There’s consequences to just shaving it. You’re less attractive to women full stop. If you’re ok with not talking to women online with your pics on display etc then yes it’s a good choice to shave it and live your life. Don’t be expecting the same attention from women though.
t baldy that went bald age 23 and made a fool of myself trying to text girls that had boyfriends, still single age 29 and know I’ll be forever but I’m jacked

cope harder baldy

and like how your clothes say some things about you,so does your hair and women always notice

>cope harder baldy

The only way a man can cope from being bald is opting out of social media and stop making a fool of themselves DMing girls on Instagram and sending Snapchats and WhatsApps plaguing them cuz their so horny. Casual sex and dating scene is over for bald men, that’s why they go to the gym, it’s only the ones you still see uploading pics to Instagram and liking every girls photos that really feel the disadvantages of being bald.

Is the bald meme a complete forced meme? I've been visiting /soc/ lately and bald decent looking guys get really high scores from girls there (even the highest on the thread on average), even young ones and arthoes. They also seems to do very good with trannies for what it worth.

Been bald since 22 and I'm 29 and had gf for 5 years

You're ruining this board i hope you'll get brutally killed and raped

why you still haven't got a ban? wtf is this shit mods

Sorry for offering advice, better than telling him just to cope I’m telling him how to cope. Was it something I said?

When I started balding I shave it all off. Quickly learned just how much thermal regulation hair provides. Even thinning hair or short trimmed hair provides a good amount of protection but when you're completely bald, your head quickly gets hot or cold depending on the circumstances. What more is that most hats are designed with a head covered in hair in mind so you have to go with one of those newsie boy type hats.

Fuckin 905....

>don’t worry it’s only this board being bald isn’t so bad look at soc