Fat people made us close the gyms

Good thing I've got these guns and guns, then.

Raiding parties when?

Whats your job, user? Thats right, and stfu

>do some really gross shit
sometimes
>be good under pressure
not really; a vast majority of nurses are not in time-sensitive positions, and only the best ones ever end up in ICU and ER roles.

Most nurses are retarded and not good at their job - you just aren't aware of it because you are either a) not around them often or b) not knowledgeable enough to know when and where they mess up or neglect some duty.

We can rebuild our economies. But we cannot revive ourselves. The more widespread and deadly this shit becomes, the more likely it is to kill you.

You can't revive people that die from people who have loot to survive when we pass 30% unemployment. How long can we keep printing out 2 trillion dollars a month to stay afloat? You yuppie ass wannabe educated bunch fail to see the big picture and thats why even the boomers laugh at you. Dilate faggot.

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People will die from diabetes, suicide, home invasions, etc. It'll just be harder to lump them into one nice, big category like Corona.

They're already just deciding anyone who dies of pneumonia must have died of rona.

and, once widespread antibody testing is done, it's still going to end up as just a flu, bro.

this is an absolute meme
I know 7 adults between 25-35 who have had it and at worst one of them was dizzy and throwing up
for me in particular I had literally no symptoms whatsoever and I'm in the worst shape of any of them
imagine actually believing this shit still in april of 2020

Shh, don't think. Don't worry about money or your kids, or the future.
Just stay inside and clap.

>be me
>can't hear out of left ear for week
>could be nothing, could be something major
>call doctor
>not taking any appointments, to emergency if an emergency
>forget to hang up, just turn off phone screen
>yell "well, our doctor is useless" into voice mail to my gf
No regrets. All of 100sh people where I live are confirmed and I can't see my doctor in a place that has hundreds of doctors. Could possibly be facing irreparable damage of its the ear drum that's inflamed or some kind of circulation problem. Like it would have been so hard to say that they aren't seeing people with cold or flu symptoms, but anything else is fine. Stagger the appointments half an hour apart and say don't come early. Absolutely useless fucking shit.

Yeah I mean entire hospital floors being covered in dead bodies of corona's victims is really just an aesthetic

>They're already just deciding anyone who dies of pneumonia must have died of rona.

You retards really just believe whatever people tell you on the internet if it confirms to you that there's a conspiracy, don't you?

How many people under 70 or with a BMI less than 30, that you know personally, have died user?
How many people do you know of any demographic that are even seriously (high-medium flu levels) ill?

>brainlet still not understanding lockdown

Seems like there is one part of your body you forgot to train

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>I know 7 people and this happened

WOAH, Have you been on the phone with Trump. He should know this!

>You retards really just believe whatever people tell you on the internet if it confirms to you that there's a conspiracy, don't you?

You retards really just believe whatever people tell you on the television if it confirms to you that there's a not a conspiracy to look into, or justifies sitting your lazy useless ass on your couch and doing fuck all don't you?

I choose to believe epidemiologists and understand that probable cause of death is something we've been doing for decades

I checked up on this. Yesterday (when this page fucking worked, I can't see it now) they had updated it to show a count of "presumed" or "probable" cases for deaths: cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-updates/cases-in-us.html

It was just under 13% of all the deaths from the virus in the US. You can see the guidelines for what counts as a "probable or presumed" death here on page 2: cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvss/vsrg/vsrg03-508.pdf

>In cases where a definite diagnosis of COVID–19 cannot be made, but it is suspected or likely (e.g., the circumstances are compelling within a reasonable degree of certainty), it is acceptable to report COVID–19 on a death certificate as “probable” or “presumed.” In these instances, certifiers should use their best clinical judgement in determining if a COVID–19 infection was likely. However, please note that testing for COVID–19 should be conducted whenever possible.

So yes, doctors can just presume it's coronavirus and mark it as such, and it gets included in the official numbers that are touted without the asterisk that's included on the CDC's website. It's not happening in a super overwhelming way, but fuck me 13% isn't insignificant.

Appeal to authority, try again smooth brain. Maybe open up with some facts, like how many people under 65 actually die if they don't have co-morbidities. Also could you make the argument that staying on lockdown and printing even more money is less risky than lifting the bans? Could you also justify the government defining non essential business and forcing small business owners to close up shop? I appreciate it in advance.

H

you pulled these numbers out of your ass. it's like a 0.1% deathrate for those below 50.

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