>be blessed at birth with strength, conditioning, and aesthetics >stronger than everyone, can never die in a fight >kills a lion with his bare hands, eats honey from the beehive that made a nest in the dead lion >whoops everyones ass at his first wedding because his dumbass soon to be wife told everyone in camp his riddle answer >kills 1000 men with a damn bone then has water sprout from the floor to rejuvenate himself because of Gods grace >meets another women >deceives him and takes his blessing away while mocking him that she did so >Kills everyone after asking God for strength
Good lesson. Samson was pretty based for christcucks
Andrew Wright
what mode even is this? since it was made before roids existed that means it's achievable natty right
Robert Powell
Have you ever asked him for that? Or do you expect him to just give you these things automatically? He wants to hear your voice, ask him for what you want. No one said you need to stay a virgin homeboy and it says in the Bible that he will bring your enemies to your knees and be righteous in doing so.
>No one said you need to stay a virgin I grew up in the bible belt and half of the youth sernons were a guy begging us to wait for marriage before having sex.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Lol it isn't a real person bro, I'm sure they took artistic liberties
Jose Jackson
Worst movie ever. That being said, Samsom was alpha and based as fuck.
Asher Walker
Looks perfectly achievable natty with strongman training, which would probably come pretty close to the type of stuff the ancients used to do. Carrying big ass rocks, pressing logs, etc.
There was one greek dude who even lifted an ox.
Caleb Scott
It's because that's what sex is for..to procreate with someone you love. God made sex and made it pleasurable for humans. Your body is the temple of God (the holy spirit that dwells within you) so why would you want to desecrate it with prostitutes and thots?
That's their way of thinking which is true but God loves people that are saved and look to Jesus and because of what Jesus did you are free of all sin.
Michael Anderson
No. Its a artistic exaggeration based on what was seen during the Olympic events. Its meant to be superhuman.
Parker Ward
WHATEVER IT TAKES
Wyatt Gomez
>Sex is for procreation >Male g-spot is up the ass
Samuel Gray
>why would you want to desecrate it with prostitutes and thots? Because that's what God's favorite men did.
Joshua Jackson
Like I said that's what most sermons say to wait for marriage think when they say to wait and not just slut it up. What Jesus did on the cross took all your sin so God doesn't see your sin anymore past/present/future...that is if you're saved.
If you want you can go and slut it up, but when you realize how much Jesus loves you then you start to turn away from those sorta things.
Jackson Brown
Sampson was based, its not about thots its about not allowing thots to redirect you from your purpose.
Never deviate from your dreams. Never compromise. Never stop aspiring to something great.
Are you not reading what I'm saying? Preachers want me to be a nice virgin. God favored the violent whore fucking wife stealing bastards of society.
Josiah Taylor
Not with those muscles and that body fat percentage. The only weird thing is that his face doesn't have more muscles.
Asher Taylor
Jesus said don't worry about that, worry about following me.
So don't worry about that, just follow Jesus. He has inexhaustible blessings and wealth all you need to do is ask.
Nicholas Anderson
Honestly nothing seems unnaturally big to me. His core is exceptionally thick that's controlled by frame rather than muscle. I would even go as far as to say his quads and maybe tria are underdeveloped, though I accept that my perspective might be altered due to fake natties.
>follow Jesus >ask for wealth Do Christians really?
Robert Wright
>thinks wealth only refers to materials Ok retard
Daniel Rivera
To be honest for a long time I thought that's what wealth only meant as well. Then God blessed me with an abundance of wealth and reminded me of what he said >I want you to prosper in all things as your soul prospers
Angel Cooper
Lmao. Nice backpedal.
Samuel Parker
SAMSON WAS A KIKE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Nicholas White
Not him or even a christian.
Alexander Lopez
You can be wealthy in health and in favor and other things. An asking for monetary wealth isn't frowned upon in fact it's said in the bible that God will bless you with monetary wealth.
>Jesus asked Peter to use his boat >next day Peter caught no fish >Jesus asked how the fishing was going and Peter told him he caught nothing >Jesus told him to throw the NETS down for a catch >Peter only threw one net down >net caught so many fish it began sinking the boat as peter was suppose to drop both nets >peter needed help to bring all the fish in
Jesus gave him the blessing of fish to eat and to sell thus giving him monetary value. Jesus didn't tell Peter "Well it's good you starve and are poor."