A barbell and set of dumbells so I can lift at home A fleshlight because my wife has some health issues that keep her from having sex more than like twice a week, so she'll do oral and use the fleshlight Cast iron skillets and other good cookware. They are fucking awesome and make everything taste better. My cooking game is on point now after taking it seriously as a hobby and it's great to be able to make anything you want at home and have it turn out perfect All the board games, cards and books I've bought over the years. They are perfect to be able to have diversions that aren't based around the internet or like Netflix
Joseph Peterson
a kitchen scale.
William Lewis
A fleshlight to go with my baggie of meth
Easton Stewart
This same thread's up on Yas Forums right now. And my smoker.
>A fleshlight because my wife has some health issues that keep her from having sex more than like twice a week, so she'll do oral and use the fleshlight this sounds so fucking sad. You sure you're just not getting cucked?
Yea, and it's really pretty great. We do have sex one or two times a week but anymore can be very painful for her. And I've been with her through years of gyno visits and stuff, so I know it's legite and that she wouldn't cuck me
Luke Ramirez
Have you considered butt stuff m8?
Jack Johnson
Based and lovepilled, 99% of Yas Forums won't get it.
Thomas Taylor
Ever since I bought this Walmart microwave oven my diet has gotten so much better. I went from only fast food twice a day to nothing but cooked seasoned MEAT every meal. I'm still fat as fuck but that's because of the massive amount of homecooked pork FAT ribs I consume. only 80 dollars. You can even make burgers in this thing I love it.
I get it, but I'm not sure if it's worth. I personally think it isn't. But hey, not everyone has a high libido.
Levi Lee
Kitchen scale. I'm not overweight, but im always hungry. Eating too much makes me get bad skin. Weighing my food makes it easy as FUCK to track macros.
Get a scale. Highly recommended
Landon Peterson
Is that a steamer? This. Only way to know you're not overeating is by weighing everything. Eventually you can get to a point and eyeball most things, but most people think they're only eating a 4oz serving of chicken when in reality it's double that and the calories add up quickly.
Chase Harris
Y-you cook raw meat in the microwave oven? What the fuck
Chase Nelson
>nuking meat user what ?
Kayden Taylor
That's not a microwave... That's a convection oven.
You know? Like the things underneath your stove?
Lucas Diaz
I see I see...what about a pan?
Cooper James
You're also stupid for calling it a microwave, but point stands.
Matthew Price
Not him BTW.
But you can just cook it right on the rack. They're removable, so you can clean them when you need to.
Jack Taylor
I have a shitty ricecooker but really REALLY need a good ricecooker. When I get a new job I guess.
Ayden Thompson
I'll start with a few, then wrap up the REAL sig device
>slow cooker I slow-cook pretty much all meat, I slow-cook dry beans (infinitely better and cheaper than cans), pork shoulder, etc etc. It's magic for lazy people, throw in a bunch of ingredients and let it go, magically cooked food 8 hours later
>rice cooker I have a 25lb bag of rice and I eat it like fuck-all. Rice is easy to make on the stove, but a rice cooker is SO worth it if you cook a lot of rice.
>pressure cooker I love it for meals that usually take a long time to make, but I hate the KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK shit, and its another thing to add to the kitchen
>grill Get a cheap $100 grill with smoker, you can get them on sale constantly. As long as you keep it clean, it will cover all your needs. Now, the real deal: >instant pot
Fuck I thought it was the next stay-at-home-mom fad but its awesome. Got it for christmas from my parents.
It rice cooking/home made yogurt/everything pressure and slow cooker in one.
Anything not sauteed or grilled/oven cooked is in the instantpot. Amazing shit.
Samuel Peterson
I LOVE my pressure cooker. I do homemade yogurt and perfect easy peel boiled eggs in mine. This bad boy changed my life. Bitches love my baking skills.