The Military Pill (TMP)

You mean join the adult daycare?

>Why haven't you used your physical fitness to save innocents and defeat terrorists yet, Yas Forums?
Zoomers are too soft and weak to do military stuff. They prefer safe gyms with low volume lifting and stuff like mall MMA things. Then they return to their internet and tell everyone how everything else is bullshit.

dont care for the army and have no plans to join but id still think it be really cool to do BUD/S one day. jsut to see if i could.

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I have never met anyone who didn’t get absolutely fucked up physically from the punishment the body takes over time in the armed forces.

Bad back, knees like people twice their age, and random pains everywhere.

Fuck that shit.

Not enough gibs

ching ching chong

> NOOO YOU CANT MAKE JOKES ABOUT DICKS NOOOOOOO

Why haven't you used your physical fitness to kill innocents and prop up terrorists yet, Yas Forums?

go back to /r/aznidendity chang

Joining to defend your ideals, your family, and your homeland is based. Joining to destabilise the middle-east to make oil cheaper and to help Israel is faggotry, and is what is currently happening.

Herro Amelican piggu, wry you don't join da miraltely????

Literally at the registration center today. Joining for that sweet free education deal.

Lmao we don't do any of that. "Terrorists" are just local warlords that have always been part of the region.

i will once somebody can show me a time in history where GOOD diplomacy couldn't replace war

>T. very intelligent and mature 19 year old

The only thing worth defending is my family. My family is here.

>not earning your money and paying for it like a normal human instead selling your rights for four+ years of cuck faggotry and losing all personal freedom

Your retarded and will fit right in

>Why haven't you used your physical fitness to save innocents and defeat terrorists yet, Yas Forums?
USAf here; 8 years in and still in my first term...thinking about reenlisting this summer just because the economy and job market are in the shitter. I'm far less fit since joining the military than I have ever been. Gyms are garbage and/or over crowded (when they're not shut down for maintenance), food is terrible and horribly unhealthy (fountain sodas, bag of chips, deep fried everything), and group PT is nonexistent.

>”just earn some money bro. That way to can get an education so you can earn money”
Your logic is flawed. Not everyone was born with a silver spoon in their mouth like you.

i was going to join but couldn't stomach risking my life for the ZOG
and running every morning is pretty fucking gay too kek

Imagine signing up to the American military so you can kill chinks and then finding out this guy was your captain haha.
America is so fucked.

I've tried user, but the military doesn't want me because of the meds I take

This is why you shouldn’t be trans

How does a military workout look like?

run a couple miles
do some calisthenics
maybe do some crossfit related training
then go circlejerk with the boys in the showers

Why do you need to reduce the argument to two sides? Extremely disingenuous.

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