When was the last time you got mired? I miss the gym already
Mire thread
Does getting groceries count?
A mire is a mire
Probably ten years ago, when I actually lifted, feelsbadman.jpg
My uncle asked me if I had started doing steroids because I was packing on muscle really fast, and he's one fit motherfucker.
Fuck it, I'm going to get Yas Forums again
What have you done since then? Even missing a week of exercise sux
>yesterday morning
>picking up dirty clothes from room
>lean over desk to get something behind it
>hear gf moan outloud from behind me
>"hold on user stay there"
>gf slips both hands down my jeans and squeezes my butt, moans again
>she pulls down my jeans and boxers and is just kneading each ass cheek with her hands
>kneels down and starts kissing around my asshole while gently squeezing my balls and ass
>cant keep her hands off me
>this happens every day now
>quarantine has improved our sex lives more than ever
My gf was always quite touchy but ever since i got fit shes turned into an absolute sex pest. Feels fucking good man.
You let your girlfriend emasculate you by pleasuring your anus?
Yes
Just the outer anus, or is there penetration involved?
Both. She loves my ass.
Still haven't been mired.
I was you years ago. Keep working at it and you will get there! *Naruto smile and thumbs up*
>two days ago
>enter grocery store
>some drunk guy says wow sportsman
>when i go out of store he stands outside notices me and says to other drunk look what a sportsman
Iam not sure if he said that because how i was dressed or because i was pumped from doing pullups
>cohabitation
>Living with a woman? Couldnt be me.
A woman will never look at you the same way as they look at BBC.. why even live bros.
A cam girl recently asked me if I would perform with her. Does that count?
This is you, right?
AnalDestiny
I don't go outside the apartment much
Your kind disgust me.Even gays are better
Mostly enjoyed depression despite being relatively successful, stopped lifting, became a fat fuck disgusted when I see my own reflection.
I used to cruise at
With utter disust?
Don't understand why you would want that.
Yesterday when I posted body one guy said "SHLS SHLS SHL WHAT A BEAUTIFULL BREAST SHRL SHRL SHRL THIS HOW WOULD I SUCK THEM SHRL SHRL" and other "I want to lick your body from balls up to your nipples". Count as mire?
Ps. I hate you fit, you made me gay
People who have regular sex with only females?
Black men are the most sexually desired group of people on earth. Cant compete with the BBC
t.Jamal
You keep telling yourself that, studies quite clearly prove the opposite.
You must live in some bumfuck town in a flyover state or you are deeply in denial.
Almost every woman over the age of 16 has fucked at least one Black guy “to see if what they say is true”.
Such a boring poster. Why do you not just go suck some bbc if you love it so much?
Or are you being given an (((insentive))) to post?
A woman once said my penis is small.
But almost every other chick said it was 'an anaconda'
I live in rural Norway, we don't have many nigs here.
The few chicks that have fucked nigs are low tier trash that no sane man would dip their dick into.
I've colonized a negress though.
>would prefer men ravaging eachothers' rectums till they prolapse rather than a straight couple giving eachother some kisses on the bumhole
You have quite a strange way of thinking user, one might even call it a QUEER way of thinking