How the FUCK am I supposed to compete with this guy??
>6’1
>supermodel for armani, dsquared, versace
>perfect teeth, eyes, skin, hair
>10/10 pretty boy face
>ripped and shredded af
>multimillionaire
>PhD in Mathematics at 21
>huge dick according to leaked nudes
>professor at university of London
Sucks you're in his social circle dude, 7 billion people on the planet and he knows everyone you do. Unlucky.
Who gives a shit. What are his hobbies? Is he funny? PhD's don't necessarily mean high IQ
how many times are you gonna post this OP
How is donut guy supposed to compete with OP making this thread everyday? It’s over...
You wait outside his house and bash his kneecaps in with a bat
Sorry, how are you competing? You're after a girl/job/podium place he's after? I guess you work hard and win, if you don't you chalk it up to experience. glwp.
PhD's in gender studies and sociology don't mean high IQ, mathematics or any other actual field are different.
Donut guy is gonna wait till op is cutting then him and op's gf are gonna eat donuts together in their room
how tf am i supposed to compete with this guy? ? ?
>makes the coolest posts
>knows the chillest dudes
>high level aesthetic tastes
>on Yas Forums 24/7
>has sucked off more dudes than i have
his face isn't that great
he looks american, not good
You'll never meet him, good job you won
>looks american
He looks like a northern italian.
And Americans are not an ethnicity. It's just a bunch of people with random backgrounds living in an area nearly the size of europe. 3.8 million vs 3.9 million square miles
I think you mean wait outside his house so he can bash you in the ass with his bat ;)
1. his face is actually kinda weird, not ugly but definitely not 10/10
2. You don't compete with him. He is smarter, taller, more attractive and more accomplished than you. You can't compete with *everyone* unless you're truly in the top 0.1% of men, and really, are you?
Northern Italian is not an ethnicity, it's just a bunch of leftover mudbloods who got run through by every rampaging barbarian army that wanted to fuck up Rome.
Depends on where from and what his thesis was in.
>man makes many impressive accomplishments
>other men respect him for being such a beacon of human excellence
NNNOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST BE AMAZING AT OTHER THINGS, I'LL LOOK BAD IN COMPARISON!!!!
>6’1
Barely not a manlet
>supermodel for armani, dsquared, versace
Nice
>perfect teeth, eyes, skin, hair
Attainable for essentially anyone with effort
>10/10 pretty boy face
Nah, 7-8/10
>ripped and shredded af
Lift more
>multimillionaire
Money isn't an end in itself, one of the most miserable people I've ever met was wealthy.
>PhD in Mathematics at 21
He hasn't accomplished anything with it.
>huge dick according to leaked nudes
Better start jelqing if you are a dicklet
>professor at university of London
He is no longer a lecturer, which is already not a prestigious position in European academia.
Dude is great, but stop with this shitposting. You literally are not competing with this guy unless his life is the model of your ideal one. You "compete" by finding your passion and excelling at it, while also being emotionally and functionally self-sufficient in your daily life.
Do you see the irony in saying that perfect teeth and eyes are attainable by anyone while also saying money isn't an end in itself?
> money is how you pay for perfect teeth and eyes
also
> he hasn't accomplished anything with it
That's like saying "oh yeah he climbed Everest at 21 but he hasn't accomplished anything with it
> getting a PhD at 21 is the accomplishment
You had the right conclusion but you made terrible arguments on the way there.
>> getting a PhD at 21 is the accomplishment
i call it impossible actually
Not impossible, just stupidly hard
Why do you need to compete with him? He's the son of a rich family with connections, of course you'd never compete with your lower-middle class Xoomer parents failing to teach you basic shit because they were too busy investing in their 401k to fuck off to Florida once they're 60 and can retire early.
Being autistic nationalists that shit on everyone who isn't from your hometown is unbecoming.
making huge assumptions about a person's background and home life is unbecoming
What makes you think I don't specifically shit on Northern Italians only?
So you're saying your family is rich but you're still a loser? How'd that even happen? Are you like Chris Schwarzenegger and just squandering all your advantages?
It is impossible unless you're literally buying your way in or a socially autistic 200 IQ 12 year old.
Money ISN'T an end in itself. If you need money the improve your appearance and hygiene, the improvement is the end, not the money. Frankly, it doesn't take much money at all to afford to work on those things anyway.
You're correct no doubt, but I'm annoyed by the deification inherent in this brand of shitposting.
Be black.
He completed his PhD in 2016, so he was either 26 or 27 when he did it. Not that atypical.
This is a dogshit thread you keep remaking.
Not sure how you're in competition with him unless he's your flatmate. Otherwise shut the fuck up and accept that there will always be people better than you