Genetics Lottery

Positives
>136 IQ
>Good Proportions
>No allergies
>I like my jaw
>LeBron Wants my hairline
>Good Looking Face
>Good reflexes
>Mad 40' vertical
>Nice Brown Color
>Confident
(((negatives)))
>Sperg

I'm happy the way I am, I like being a sperg.

Pros:
>Smart enough to get in a top 25 school in the US
>Strong jawline even when at a higher bodyfat
>Above average dick
>Thick hair, no signs of balding at 22

Cons:
>Can’t grow a beard for shit. I have hair at the chin and I can grow sideburns but it won’t connect along the jawline
>Seasonal Allergies like a mofo, I’m a sniffling bitch during the spring and summer unless I’ve got some good prescriptions
>Worst of all- 5’9” and some change. Not terrible when wearing shoes, still not auto chad height

>Positives
Dilligent
Confident
Big dong
Intelligent(, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour)

>Negatives
Bald at a young age
Below average height
4/10 face and terrible beard
Socially autistic

Far from perfect. But if I could create myself, I would not deprive my life of adversity, I would provide myself the strength to face it.

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>Are you a winner or loser?
None of it mattered for your mother so I can't tell
Damn the bitch sucked good, almost as good as your grandma OP

nah my noses small, my hair is actually slik smooth and i'm 183 cm

Prositivs:
>My dick is huge
>6ft5 i thin
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>Very swole will go to tournament when thing are better
>handsom
Negatives:
>Had iq tested years back, 55IQ
>only became litrate at 15, still not good with words
>Cant get a job

Pros:
>6'4"
>Good jawline, high flat cheekbones but I fucking hate lookism desu
>Both my grandpas had full heads of hair until they died
>Cannot get fat
>Gain muscle and strength really fast
>Broad shoulders, small hips
>Big thick dick
>Good brain for lucrative activities in the postmodern hellscape
>Thick heavy lips which my wife says are ideal for eating pussy

Cons:
>Allergic to mangoes. Anywhere anything with mango touches me, I get hives. cooked, fresh, frozen, whatever.
>Strong genetic propensity for anxiety and depression which comes in waves and can fuck me up for like three months at a time once every couple years since I was an early teen
>Skin is extremely pale. Some girls (like my wife thank god) really like it but it's also been described as "corpselike"
>One of my balls rides kind of high which is a risk factor for testicular torsion

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i feel like im pretty blessed
got the quadrifecta of good genes
>6'2
>big penis
>high iq, gettting a degree in mathematics from a good school
>pretty decent looking
>going to inherit a few million one day from parents, have great parents despite being divorced, even likely to inherit a lot of money from my stepdad since he has no kids and neither does his brother or his uncles
>only 21 but pretty sure i wont go bald because i have super thick hair nad my maternal grandpa's hair is so resilient he kept his hair during chemotherapy
>deep voice

cons:
>can't grow beard terrible facial hair
>have pretty poor hygiene habits
>some guys can cum multiple times during sex i cant, im 1 and done, i guess thats a con

Positives
>Not too much below average height
>big legs and calves with little exercise
>ok face, beard and jaw
>i don't get ill or bone/joint injuries easily
>not really rich but money has never been an issue in my family

Negatives
>dandruff if i don't wash my hairs daily
>small wrists, forearms and arms compared to legs
>low shoulder to waist ratio and stubborn love handles (no v taper for me)
>slow metabolism, have to cut a lot of calories to lose weight
>borderline autism and absolute incapability of making friends or getting a gf

Good news - your cons aren't really cons. Most guys your age are still waiting on beard development, poor hygiene is a shit habit rather than shit genetics, and one and done is completely normal.

CT15

Based.

Hey man, you forgot one positive.

>My gyno is only "gyno" because I'm still fat. It will go away when I'm no longer 18% bf

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Positives
>Great jawline
>Perfect, luscious, long curly/wavy (yes, natty)
>Big cock (7"x5.5")
>Legit intelligent (making $1k/day in tech). I'm probably 120+ IQ
>High test (tested 1000ng/dl back in college)
>Amazing strength to size ratio
>Fantastic frame (medium to broad shoulders, tiny waist, small wrists)
>Everyone says I'm pretty funny

Negatives
>Asian (nothing wrong with it, but it's definitely a disadvantage in America)
>Can't grow facial hair
>Had a Norwood 2.5 since forever. I don't think it's actually receding, but it could be better
>5'10" (but my parents are legit manlets so it's still pretty solid)
>Bad eyesight
>Acne
>Have a hard time putting on more muscle, despite being strong
>Still waste my time posting on Yas Forums

It's for you

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never seen a bigger cope

wtf dude are you me

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Can you grow a beard? If so get a 'stache and go full Bronson

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Yes but I'm not gay though

>55iq
>figuring out how to use a keyboard
pick one

Positives
>6'1
>not going bald good hairline
>don't have to wear glasses
>can grow a beard, mostly on my chin but in a year it will be full
>very deep voice, people tell me to stop shouting when I speak as silent as I can because my voice is strong as fuck
>can coom over 5 times a day and not feel tired
>can drink as much alcohol as I can and never be hungover
>can drink 10 energy drinks a day and feel fine
>my armpits never smell, and neither does my mouth, even if I don't wash them

Negatives
>small chin
>eyebrow hair loss
>23% bodyfat
>have shit lungs, probably some undiagnosed disease, ever since I was a kid I couldn't breathe well, could never run more than 3 minutes at a time
>badly alligned teeth, need braces
>panic attack disorder
>my balls and penis feel get really, I mean really small when I workout and it's an awful feeling, I sometimes can't even see them

biggity-biggity-BAAAAAASED

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Positives
5'11"
good muscle insertions
a good friend
Bluish eyes blondish hair
Norwood 0

Negatives
Curly hair
patchy beard
Huge nose
Autism

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Positives
>athletic
>6 feet
>big dick
>doctor
>charismatic
>good at everything
>full head of hair

Negatives
>6/10
>big ears
>tempermental skin
>big nose tip