Bloat bear vs bodybuilder:a discussion on masculinity

I want to know whether being a pot-bellied hairy guy or a body-shaved bodybuilder is more masculine and manly.
Being level-headed,i think of arguments for both sides
>fat is caused by xenostrogens
>hair is very manly
>too much attention to food is decadent
>eating a lot and not gaining fat is a sign of genetic superiority
so...which is it?

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its manly to be bald too, and to be farting all the time
maximum manly=/=maximum attractive
why this needs to be explained every time a hetero guy isnt self aware
bodybuilder = orange bulgey hot dog man
bloatlord = hairy fat neanderthal
neither are attractive

>discussing masculinity on Yas Forums

>manly to be bald
No it isn't.
>manly to fart all the time.
Y-yeah actually. It is. Women are just as much fart and even bigger smell fetishists than men. They'd literally strap themselves to an oxygen tank filled with penis musk if they could and breath it in 24/7. Literally nothing wrong here.

I tried watching the Baki anime, gayest shit I've ever seen.

>>manly to be bald
>No it isn't.
yes it is
>Women are just as much fart and even bigger smell fetishists than men
>this needs to be explained every time a hetero guy isnt self aware
in this episode of hetero guy explains what women want

>manly to be bald
>No it isn't.
this guy

I'm pan you nigger. Women have directly told me this before. Feel free to cope harder though.

you think "male pattern baldness" isnt manly at all?

I'm willing to go back on my bald statement.
Not on my "women love farts" statement though. They do.

Masculine people don't discuss masculinity, they just do what they do. Learn from their actions, not their looks you absolute woman.

>I'm pan
another word for chaser
>degenerate smell and fart fetishist
yeah that checks out.
master sexuality gay here and i like clean smelling, ottermode men, and ive never heard of a gay man or hetero woman who doesnt.

Ok twink.

disgusting
kys
farting is the diet version of scat
literally the worst fetish next to gore

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>Fat is caused by xenoestrogens
it's caused by eating too many french fries you fucking retard, but anything that moves the locus of control out of yourself is preferable right?

Baki's art style is objectively terrible.

otter>twink>bodybuilder>bloatlord>blackpeople>animals>mexicans>insects>chasers

most mangakas suck at anatomy.

You're retarded. That's like saying feet. Are the diet version of thighs. Farts have their own specific features desperate from shit. Maybe it's on the edge of shit fetishes but calling it diet scat is just wrong.

its intentionally terrible in exaggerating body types. like how jojo was intentionally terrible until you realize its exaggerating perspective

>*sniff sniff
>is that poop ii smell
>*sniff
>oh yeah
>its poop smell that comes from inside people
>oh yeah poop smell
>im gonna
>im gonna coooom

>its intentionally terrible
Source?

no u

you realize brap and sniff posters are doing that ironically? Its ironic because its absolutely disgusting and a terrible fetish. People posting *brapp *sniff are making fun of you, you know that right?

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Op has derailed his thread into his wierd fetish. Im sure thats never happened before

That's a portrait of Voltaire not Descartes.

You're terrible at shitposting.

no u

>That's a portrait of Voltaire not Descartes
t. expert on portraits of voltaire and descartes

i bet you're a kengan fag

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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