Hey hafthor, you're training for a world record? You are... "training"? What's "training"...

>hey hafthor, you're training for a world record? You are... "training"? What's "training"? *looks confused and smirks* Oh you're trying to get stronger? Haha I never do that stuff. Women really don't like it when guys lift. Remember it's all about the face bro. Don't worry bro you'll get a girlfriend at some point haha No haha this is just one of my side chicks haha


What do fit?

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these two obviously train daily, evn if in roids. just be Happy for them and accept they have different goals in life

>evn if in roids.

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catfish him on grindr

I'd laugh and say fuck off incel

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>The author pretends his life doesn't revolve around women, but even his conjured-up nemesis is only his nemesis because it involves women, and nothing to do with bettering ones self

Based

where did the donuts go bro? i changed my mind i wanna have some

There is something to say about pictures like that. If it depicts their reality then I’m jelly as heckerooni, but it all appears a bit too “perfect” to depict nothing but an abstract possibility. Perfect jawline + stubble, great muscle insertions, iphone 11 pro to show off his wealth, beautiful girlfriend to show off his status, room decorated in such a way to show he’s anything but materialistic (the books might even indicate he’s well-read?)... So what’s the catch? Small penis? Apartment isn’t his? She’s not his? It’s all just a hook-nosed deception?

her ass is to big. She honestly loses at least 1 attraction point for that.

lol you are desperately looking to bring him down

That it's all a façade to feed a vain ego that will never be satisfied or even really temporarily silenced.

I just come looking for the donuts man. Where the fuck are the donuts.

I don’t want to be mogged in almost every conceivable way. At least I’m not hiding it under the guise of >le cope.

dubs and i get your donuts

Пичoвe,тeя двaмaтa нe бяхa ли бългapи ?

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Do you have self esteem problems?

They also look very narcissistic.

Tbf, Hafthor being so ridiculously big and strong is what let him land that GoT role and make a ton of money

>So what's the catch
It's sort like an act, not saying he doesn't really have these things, but the point of putting it on insta/twitter is to build a social media "brand", people follow you hoping to get what you have, and then you get advertising bucks for being an "influencer".

NOOO NOT THE KELSEYRINO DONT GIVE HER THE DONUTS

Imagine bouncing your pelvis on that perfect ass while pounding her, the warmth of the contract, the perfect elasticity, she moaning at every thrust.
Ahah

No.

>what do
Well, I’m not hafthjor, so I wouldn’t really fit in this scenario.

I have all the problems,not just self esteem

I can't imagine just how low you have to be to post incel stuff like this on Yas Forums

post body so we can all point and laugh

It's one thing for you incels to play up the "don't lift it's all about the face bro" when it's some twink model. It makes even less sense when you script it as coming from a guy who clearly lifts, and roids no less.
At least the donut cuck threads were kind of funny. This is just bad OP. See me after class.

Hnnnnngn

Get a life fucking kek, deep down you are so dissatisfied with yourself, I mean anyone whose resorted precious time in their lives to just give up and make bait threads online would hate themselves aswell. Seriously dude, get a fucking life.
>inb4 the same thread's made tomorrow
We need to implement Yas Forums's posting rules at this point.

No. I refuse to adopt your faggy redditor mentality.

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