My dream physique and life summed up in one pic, how do I reach this mode?

My dream physique and life summed up in one pic, how do I reach this mode?

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WHy is he wearing a bikini? I don't get it.

shes hotter than any girl ive ever dated but cant bro do better?

damn, i was hoping that was a huge bulldyke

pretty sure I know this guy, he's gay

This is just weird

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his face looks a bit beta/autistic

how tall is he?

if youre over 6" it actually doesnt matter

i don't know what reality this is but it's not the one I was born in

Holy shit it's the irl version of Takeo Goda from Ore Monogatari!!

>cheap beige apartment filled with nothing

thanks for that

see I thought it was going to be another toothbrush, very disappointing

nah, too cruel

That's fucking cruel dude. Sickening.

aight breh sorry

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That's not the same cat

You’re not my breh, you’re some weird incel with no friends

The guy in your pic never needed to consult an albanian shoe photography forum in order to learn how to make it, his inner natural drive brought him there. Successful people don’t read self help books, only failures do. I’m sorry OP, you’ll never be him, but if you really try you might get close.

>even having that saved
Fucking edgelord

oh that one's kind of neat

Because he is a cuck.

>Lanklet delusion.

Perfect bodies but both of their faces are a little ugly

>That blown-out ballon knot

>selective enforcement
What did the janissaries mean by this?

They obviously hate animal abuse but love getting pissed on. Makes sense to me

>You’re not my breh, you’re some weird incel with no friends
>t. redd1tor

He has big tits