>Haven't had sex with a girl since lockdown
>Haven't even been to a club
>Stuck doing shitty bodyweight training
>Starting to get blue balls
I'm famished, lads.
Haven't had sex with a girl since lockdown
Lucas Thompson
Brayden Long
>haven’t had sex with a girl since 1995
Ayden Butler
Fuck off mate, i haven't had sex with a girl since i broke up with my gf 9 months ago bc i'm ugly.
Isaac Edwards
Blue balls are from focusing on the hornt, divert that energy elsewhere. Bodyweight training can always progress even if it doesn’t get you huge, use bands, do handstand shit, sprints, don’t get memed user this is the time to get ahead while everyone is falling back. Read good books, study a new field to hustle side money the world is yours if only you would reach out and take it
Ethan James
>Haven't had sex since I was born
REEEEEEEEEE get out normie
Connor Baker
Fuck, only being able to text women makes me so frustrated I don't know how to deal with this.
Inb4 the incels shit up this thread
Christian Kelly
I feel you user, I can't use grindr anymore. Not being able to bust a nut after exercise hurts.
Ayden Rodriguez
>grindr
Dude that's for gays
Aiden Walker
lmao loser
Landon Cruz
Stop
Brandon Sanders
You had sex the day you were born?
Gabriel Cox
Yeah I'm bi. Men are so much easier to deal with and fuck though
Landon Foster
I wish I were a Yas Forums bi man I would fuck everything.
Nathan Stewart
>Yas Forums
>bi
Checks out, carry on
Isaac Moore
It's the greatest, there's no bullshit. Finish a workout, open grindr
>"hey you're hot, wanna fuck?"
>"yeah meet me"
>be fucking 15 minutes later
Give yourself a homo pass. During quarantine everyone is allowed a little homo
Elijah Thompson
>possibly getting aids and poo on your dick
No thanks
Tyler Flores
what, you don't use condoms the first time you have sex with someone?
Ian Scott
Not all gay sex is butt sex bro. The overwhelming majority of men I've fucked give WAY better head than any woman.
Dylan Watson
Don't like the sound of fucking some guy's hairy ass unless its a shemale.
Alexander Hill
gross
Caleb Morales
Normies like you are very odd to hear complaining. I haven't had any romantic contact with a girl ever. Never even held hands. I hugged a girl who was my friend once before quarantine started though, so maybe I am making some sort of progress.
I am 6'2' 165 ish so I can't be that ugly I hope.
Cooper Rogers
If you are a virgin you have no right to comment on this thread
Kevin Sanders
Lost my virginity to a prostitute
*dabbing pepe in a suit meme*
Mason Russell
dude you are based. be a light in this dark sex driven world
Charles Martinez
I've been so horny that I bought one of these.
It came today, and I'm really looking forward to trying it. It's much tighter and softer than I expected
Daniel Lewis
where the fuck do you live that the gym is closed?
Christian Jones
2020
Elijah Lewis
you just wake up from a coma bro?
Kevin Campbell
;_;
Andrew Cooper
Not based, just autistic probably. Don't like spending unnecessary time with people.
Jace Collins
Gas all the resolutioners who bought out the weights and will sell them a few months later saying "Only used once!" while I sit here using pipes and some old 1' plates I found while benching on the basement floor
Fuck them, I know these faggots aren't using them.
And fuck the super niggers selling weights for 6$ pr lb on fucking craiglist, I will surpass them all with my honor and intergrity intact.
Chase Butler
still unintentionally based
Lucas Harris
You're gross too, but still want a girl to touch you and suck your gross dick.