What are the benefits of nofap and retaining semen? Asking for myself

What are the benefits of nofap and retaining semen? Asking for myself.

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Oooops wrong pic. Meant this.

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What kind of maid doesn’t know how to iron clothes? This photo is shit

>oops haha of course I didn't mean to post a dude in drag no homo
nofap is placebo to the max, the only benefit would be if you did actual meaningful things with your time instead of masturbating, if you just sit on your ass online all day anyway you aren't going to improve shit.

Nofap and semen retention benefits
>they are a sign you are leading a correct and just life
>having trouble doing them naturally indicates you are not leading a natural and just life
>indicates you have a healthy relationship with your partner that you are busting in
>nothing else matters, it is just a sign you are doing right
Doing nofap is a LARP, doing nofap without trying to do nofap is ultimate Taoist sage semen retention mega philosophy

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>hair thickness
>feel awake/have energy
>charismatic, more aggressive, more manly
>immune system stronger
>better in the gym, better in the sex holes

that's it.

Can confirm. NoFap day 124 reporting in. I meditate before sleeping daily and I don't think about sex during the day so my dreams are basically sexless. According to taoist teachings I have reached an advanced level as almost all practitioners lose their seed through nocturnal emissions in the first 100 days. The funny thing about all this is that the teachings say you that you will become highly attractive to women while retaining which I am definitely experiencing, I am getting eye fucked 24/7 and women are making moves on me constantly. The irony of it all.

this is a tranny

It is over.

Fuck

Daily reminder.

You feel different and more motivated.
Fuck women.

Indeed, real men fuck men.

Uhhh... some of the Bards who used to write this shit should have been hanged. If they are correct they'd get a free handy out of it.

there are no benefits. It 's a meme from the interwebz

Anyone saying nofap is placebo are undisciplined self deluding losers made soft by internet porn. Nofap benefits are very easy to feel, even after a couple days. More motivation, more confidence, more energy and clearer mind. Good luck and if you’re too pussy to do it don’t try and rationalize like a fag

I don't know 100% about the Semen retention thing, but I know PORN is the main culprit in young guys with erectile dysfunction these days. PORN is often conflated with masturbation in general because they tend to go together dick in hand. Also, Porn users tend to masturbate a lot more frequently. Guys who fap without porn do it far less often and if it still isn't healthy it at the very least would do a lot less harm to themselves doing it infrequently.

nofap is only possible if you're getting your balls drained some other way. Ejaculation is like urination. Something your body has to do. There's no memes about how holding in your piss for days on end has all sorts of benefits. How it's a test of your will, builds discipline, etc, and all the other made up shit surrounding nofap.

Muttering 'this bitch makes my balls itch' at every woman in the vicinity will garner the occasional double-take

>masculinity is the opposite of homosexual
what did you mean by this?

Well I once went on a nofap streak of 1000 days. I didn't even look at pictures of women on the internet or in newspapers or magazines. Nothing. I went from being a squishy neckbeard to being a literal gigachad. I was going bald, and then I had a full head of hair. I would walk down the street, and every woman would give me that look- even old ones lmao. But then I relapsed, and I'm back to where I started

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the benefit is the satisfaction you get from controlling one of your most base impulses. If you can control that, maybe you can control the rest of your life. Physically all it does is make you more horny. This can encourage you to hit on girls. And thats all there is to no fap.

Implying this is true
That effect must have set in much earlier than 1000 days.
100 days?

>made soft by internet porn
What if I only masturbate using my imagination though? Unironically havent watched porn in months, always wank using my own imagined fantasies

Makes you more competitive and aggressive.
You're energized when you're horny.
There's a reason why many athletes abstain from sex and masturbation before a game/fight. There's a reason why people say "that guy has balls" when somebody does something confident.
You're more willing to take risks and step outside your comfort zone when you have two swollen brass balls under your belt.

Adding to this after practicing semen retention for 3 years I've noticed flat lines can be annoying.
The best cure I found for flatlines is pine pollen. It keeps you buzzed

I believe you 100%

I was actually able to form a mathematical equation to quantify my testosterone levels, confidence, and looks from women. Your "chad level" (c) is a function of days of nofap, where c(t) = n(t^2) where n is a constant that varies from person to person, and is somewhere between 0 and 1. So in a 100 days, my "chad level" (an estimate of how much I have improved overall in terms of strength, mental clarity, attractiveness, etc) is 10,000(n) times higher than when I started, while after 1000 days it was 1,000,000(n) times higher. In order to attain the fearsome wizard powers I enjoyed during that time, you have to be patient

noPMO is a larp.

You're more horny for a while, until you reach a certain point. Then, you stop being horny whatsoever. During this quarantine I've managed to avoid cooming, and I've now reached a point where I don't even feel the urge to coom. It's really nice actually. It doesn't mean you've become a neutered asexual, you just aren't thinking about dat pussy all the time

>Anyone saying nofap is placebo are undisciplined self deluding losers made soft by internet porn. Nofap benefits are very easy to feel, even after a couple days. More motivation, more confidence, more energy and clearer mind. Good luck and if you’re too pussy to do it don’t try and rationalize like a fag

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