When the gyms reopen what is it that you're going to do?

When the gyms reopen what is it that you're going to do?

I think I'll try and get the biggest and most muscular ass possible. An ass is the most attractive part on either a man or a woman.
I will make it so big and attractive that 18 year old girls molest it in broad daylight.

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Same.

honestly bro I'm having to much fun with these bands so i'm not even sure I need to ever get back to the gym if I get some dumbbells.

Allready have a pull up bar.

that being said I'm a band/calesthenics fag now

No. I WILL attain the most attractive man buns to ever grace the world.

No, IT IS I who will posses the most succulent glutes mankind have ever seen.

Best workouts for a phat ass? Also my goal

my ass unironnically looks like OPs pic, is this a problem?
>inb4 post ass
fuck off faggot

do grils actually like big boy butts, asking for a friend

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yes, my gf loves my ass

other girls I've dated said that they love a good ass on a man

dont fall for the ass meme user get a big chest instead, trust me

based and ass-pilled

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im 6'2, 185 and ive had a huge ass my whole life. is yours fat or muscular,

mines a lil muscular and a lil fat but all big

I'll start Olympic lifting. Squatting is fun, but I need to go to the next level

>implying you can't do both
Of course. Well some like small tight twink asses but fuck them. Do it for yourself. Having a big butt feels amazing.

I'm going to stick with bodyweight shit like always. Will definitely be raising a glass to my bros here who are missing the gym though. Sorry lads.

I’m going to buy up all of the gym equipment from shut down gyms and from people’s home gyms which they’ll try to sell off when the gyms open again.

Yeah it sucks. The gym was my coping mechanism. A temple where I did the necessary sacrifice for my body and proved to myself that I love myself. Without that crutch it's increasingly harder to stay sane haha.

You'll get through user - we're all going to make it, after all. Hope you don't have to wait too long.

more often than not grills like big butts but ALL grills like a big chest

Define big chest.

Show a photo which you think is a desirable chest to girl

>When the gyms reopen.

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I already have an ass that im pretty proud of, if anything it´ll only get better before the gyms open but when they re-open i´ll pick some essential dumbbel/machine excercises that´ll help me supplement my sprinting/running/calisthenics/bandworkouts. Lifting heavy will be something i´ll always like but im trying out a new path, for now.

women always compliment my chest. pic related

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>those estrogenized hands and shiny nails

ill do the next line in your pun chain
>no ill have the heckinist benserino's
fuck off plebbitt

w-whats your bench

>you're lying
>we dont care
choose 1

sfw board you child rapist

It's not their pic. But the woman in pic related is 5'0" 110lb and her max bench is 150lb.

>An ass is the most attractive part on either a man
Gay and wrong. The most attractive part of a man is the trapezius muscles.

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n-nice tits bro

I just want to work out with my people again. I'm in full lockdown with my GF, it's awesome that she went through so much bull shit to join me but we both want to get back to the place we like to lift.