Eating onions

>onion
>has a shitload of nutrients and other good stuff
>put two cloves of it in my soup
>eat 1 bowl of it once a day
>fart like maniac
>room smells like fart the entire day
>no amount of letting the window stay open does anything
wtf

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embrace it, the fart elevates

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>put two cloves of it in my soup
Onions have cloves???

>eat 1 bowl of it once a day
>fart like maniac
>room smells like fart the entire day
>no amount of letting the window stay open does anything
It's amazing right? My neighboor said she could smell it from the stairs outside my apartament

Onions do not make me fart, garlic on the other hand holy fucking shit

lol what, I eat them raw and never fart. I think it's just your microbiome that's messed up.

breed

might habe been garlic, i dont know what the difference is in english, not my native language

This one is garlic

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This is an onion

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oh, the upper one is called vitlök, the lower one is called lök in my language.

You faggots need to try peanut butter, garlic, honey, onion sandwiches
Best way to take that stuff in

only raw peanuts, raw garlic, raw honey and raw onions tho

This faggot could have received treatament with meds and had besutiful children
Imagine the women this guy's sperm could generate for us bros

i had an urgent need to shit, when i sat down it just said BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP and i farted out a lot of shit
i'll never again eat a garlic

>not embracing Wariomode
Not gonna make it

Yeah, you're talking about hvitløk(garlic) you svenskefaen you.
And you are completely right. I have a date with a girl I know loves garlic but I'm terrified of cooking my normal amount of garlic with her.

ITT: idiots who don't activate their onions and garlic

Your language is fucking gay

well im not actually swedish herr norrman, im actually finnish. but from reading a bit further it seems like that garlic has a tendency to make you flatulent when you are unused to it, or just body reacting bad to it

My fucking sides

Smash it, let it rest(10min), cook it and eat with something fatty. Assuming you meant garlic

>two cloves of onion
thanks for the lul, second language poster

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Nah. I drink shitload of kefir. Try eating two bulbs and report back

>finnish
>the lower one is called lök in my language
mitä vittua

im a fennoswede, herra!

Asian niggers you need to stick to your rotten fish

Om du pratar svenska du är inte finsk

im as finnish as anyone else, my family has lived here since late 1700's according to my grandpa, they fought on the whites side, and in the winter war and the continuation war. mannerheim was fennoswedish, tove jansson the author of mumin was fennoswede, sibelius was fennoswede, linus torvalds the creator of linux was fennoswede, runeberg author of the finnish anthem was a fennoswede, kaarlo kuho ståhlberg first president of finland was a fennoswede, the nordiensköld explorers that circumnavigated eurasia and brave the north east passage were fennoswedes.
have we proved that we are finns too? speaking swedish or finnish, doesnt matter we are both finnish and both love this country above all

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to add on, swedish we may not be, russian we do not speak, so let us be finnish!

oh god i had to shit again it's so loose

men ja vi fattar

bra, ja e finne på samma sätt som du är