NoFAP/noPORN general

3 months of NoFap. Dogs walk up to me in a submissive position to allow me to pet them, with their head kneeled carefully down. Cats walk up to me in a friendly manner.

Attractive women have began to approach me and initiate conversation on their own where I make zero intention visible of wanting to talk to someone or flirt. They laugh at my jokes.

People laugh at my jokes. People rarely used to laugh at my jokes. This is real my friends, this is very real. They say after 2 years of NoFap you become superhuman, your concentration and discipline and thinking becomes highly above the average bear's mind processes.

Why were they hiding this information from us? It's simple. Because it's not in their interest for all people to know this as the truth, so they obfuscate, eradicate, and motivate to masturbate. Wake up. Stop cooming today. Stop cooming your brains away.

Women aren't strong enough to resist NoFap man. They swoon in sight. Hoes feel the power. Instant respect from older folks. Posture improves. Breathing improves. Penis grows. Beard comes in more. The benefits are endless. What are you waiting for, pussy?

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better yet! Why not circumcise yourself?

Fuck off jewtard

fuck off back to the burner room you ratfuck

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The question is, do you waste your seed in these whores or march on?

>They laugh at my jokes.
>People laugh at my jokes. People rarely used to laugh at my jokes.
That's because they didn't know about your life

Do we really need a general for this?
Just don’t watch (((porn))). simple as that.

Based
I have remarqued that im more focused and impulsive on nofap

Shot a giant load this morning after NoFapping for a week. I support doing that

I'm actually a month in on nofap rn and I just got uncontrollably horny despite not getting horny once in the past month and am trying to fucking control myself from busting out a huge load what the fuck is the best way to counter this level of horny

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Imagine jerking off in the morning. Whenever I’ve coomed in the morning it ruins my whole day.

6 months of nofap:
>rothschilds bow to me
>contacted by aliens
>in regular contact with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel

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bros is it normal that during noporn you dont pop 100% hard boners while fapping? Will it eventually heal?

you people are so fucking cringe. are you that much of a cum brain you literally have to cold turkey? embarrassingly pathetic

post nose and last name filthy kike

Even if this is a joke, any success I've had with women has been when I'm on a no fap streak. It's amazing how such a small thing can change my life so much and yet I still COOM on a daily basis because I'm addicted to milf porn and am for some reason way more attracted to women twice my age than women my own.

I agree. Setting aside jokes, broscience all that, I notice it has a very real effect on my energy levels. I noticed that even before Yas Forums started telling me, so I know I didn't get memed. And, yeah, it's definitely a soft addiction like soda or weed. You won't die of withdrawal but it's a vice.
t. just failed. Feels shit.

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it's almost impossible not to during quarantine. I'm definitely addicted to porn and have been since I was about 12. Over a decade of COOMING behind me. The sad part is I'm so nihilistic and apathetic about life at this stage that I don't even care anymore. I know the milf thing is some weird mommy issue shit because my mother is bipolar and was basically a zombie. I'm all kinds of fucked up because of that yet nobody really cares or gives a shit, it's not exactly something you can talk about but I definitely have women issues and cope with them buy using porn

>Attractive women have began to approach me and initiate conversation on their own
Where are you that you're meeting people in person? That whole goddamned planet is sitting in isolation.
Is it real in your mind?

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about a week in or something, I'm not fussed about nofap I'm just doing it alongside not watching porn to keep it simple. But my balls are fucking killing me, is this normal

Where do I find friends like that?

serious question, in two parts:
>does anyone else get sore back skin when they have a fever or flu or intense illness coming on. It feel like you've been flayed or at least whipped, the skin is sore and achy
>does anyone else get this if they wank too much?
It's the weirdest phenomenon. Before Yas Forums jumped on the nofap bandwagon, I had already realized that I had to give up porn and wanking. It felt like I had a flu coming on all the time. Just achy and awful.

i always blow 2-3 loads the night going into heavy sets and i always feel like i have the strength of a god.

Was thinking of cooming bro thanks for remembering me

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Incredibly based post. Bless you user. We will ALL make it. We're all gonna make it. We will MAKE IT!!! Let's make it lads. Go get em buddy. I'll be with you. Get after it. Get going. DO.

Fell back into the Coomer hole after getting home internet for the first time in 2 years. Fuck porn, social poison indeed. Keep these threads alive

Yes, the back ache is a common flu symptom.
For high fever (103+), I get this weird tingling feeling in my jaw that feels almost like you're chewing on cotton balls. Nobody I know gets it, but it's a dead ringer that something's up for me.

Not in this dimension.

you mean castrate

Im fucking trying but i'm too weak to get past day 6. I know it's pathetic but i WANT to improve and i fucking CANT DO IT

Yeah, it's pretty normal. Being diamond hard is hard after quiting porn since you're just used to seeing hot people go at it, and suddenly poof.

It's normal and will go away with time. In the meantime, you can put something cold like a water bottle from your fridge between your legs so it touches your balls. This will help a lot with pain

makes sense. But that also means i am going to recover some day. thx bre

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its way better then being desentisized to images of naked body and being limp when in foreplay, or not being able to hold hard enough erection, sadly, speaking from experience, only selfcontrol can fix that

How long did it take? Did you somewhow feel you reached a certain point of normality again?

its not even that long, its just few weeks until you can function normaly, meaning in terms of sex and body, psychologically? well, you improve every day, every day is a win, and every win is a boost