Perfect girls don't exist

>Perfect girls don't exist

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>the definiton of boring is perfect
ok incel

>and training with my new horse

You just know.

>26
Used goods trying to trick some guy into thinking she's a trad good girl and wifing her up

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God I would love to see her get defiled by a BBC

What age would a girl like this have to be to not be "used goods" or "fake trad"

>horse girl

user...

Based logic user

18-22

>26 and still not married with several children
Gonna be a yikes from me.
She'd be perfect if she was 18 or 19 though.

19

>brown eyes
Not white.

This gave me a good kek

>animeposter
>angry incel attitude
opinion disregarded

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I wonder how recent her picture is

Also
>less thrifty

if you didn't find the perfect girl™ in your teens, it's over for you

You guys are fucking losers

>Tfw been manwhoring around the last couple years
>Jap ex who I broke up with 3 years ago still messages me, sent me birthday present this week, bunch of anime stuff and Japanese candy

I don't deserve her lads

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Real shit. Christian fake trads and Leftist LARPagans are literally just used goods. Thats all they are, do not fall for this meme bros

she has weird teeth

This is literally every basic whore out there. Exactly this description and these "qualities".
Simps should just suicide.

>weak jaw and skull
>gross teeth and overbite as a result
>looks like a six year old
>scrawny shoulders and neck
>jew nose

bruh

>looking for 25-36
Do women really hook up with men 10 years older than them?

>54% match

>is on a dating app

immediately disregarded.

this

> MA in Art History
Warning sign in the first line

Its unironically the only place to find men or women these days. Nobody gets to know people in person anymore

She sounds boring

13-15

This

are you for real? How was life in the monastery? the outside world must seem strange and confusing for you.

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>Christian
>lists her astrological sign
NGMI

Horse girls have no time for you.

First one is before the description. Her age.

A GUY MADE THIS PROFILE ! I DON'T BELIEVE SUCH WOMAN EXISTS !

I sure hope so

>Not knowing the links between astrological signs and christianity
You're NGMI

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I'm going through a divorce and looked up a chick who is a horse girl I went to high school with. Was never close with her but always wanted to bone her and kind of feel like she'd be down, she's also one of the few that aren't married (getting your first divorce at 30 is brutal because everyone else is getting married it seems). Any tips on horse girls?

horse girls are fundamentally not capable of being honest about their own character.
They overstate their empathy (which is usually non-existant outside of horses) and values (which they frequently abandon).

too old in my experience, they are all damaged used-up whores by then

I'd say up to 17 or 16

If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.
Your not going to find an perfect virgin girl to marry on fucking OkCupid, especially at 26.

She probably fucked a bunch of dudes before and now wants someone above her league.

Nice anime bait picture.

she wants to settle down, as simple as that

my ex wanted that at 22 years old. was already too damaged, unfortunately