Are you a fit enough dude to beat Joe Rogan in a fight?

Rogan would spinning back kick anyone on this forum through a fuckin wall

It would be a draw, he’d completely obliterate my guys with a kick but simultaneously tear his ACL

are you actually a winner if this is your game plan?

oh no we made some manlets angry watch out lmfao

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Do I have the size and explosive power to deal with him? Yes.
Do I have the neccessary skillset to deal with him? No, most likely not but in some scenarious I would win.

He is a bit shorter and he is over 50 years old. But he is a grown man on trt with decades of martial arts training and experience so to underestimate him would be unfair.

>could I beat _______ in a fight?
Depends, how tall are they?

What is going on with his torso. He looks like big lenny

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>oh no we made some manlets angry watch out lmfao

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They've lost abused HGH excessively

Lipo suction/tummy tuck

Your size will be a big advantage when on the ground and grasping for air.
Keep your delusions for yourself, if you are not a seasoned fighter you are toast.

Fucking no. I'm 6'3" and I wouldn't, he has decades of actual martial arts experience on me, takes trt, and he's heavy for his size. Even if i was in peak physical condition and had lots of training to fight professionally I would still be wary simply because of his experience. I may be ahead of him in weight class but I'm not confident in my ability to take him 1 on 1, unless I was jumping him but thats a nog move. Idk if he can still kick as hard as he could as a younger man but I don't want to find out.

He would absolutely destroy anyone here lol delusional idiots. I know a 5'5" 140lb manlet that would make 99% of Yas Forums his bitch

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You're literally delusional. He's a fucking black belt, have you seen his kicks? He'd drop your ass in two blows.

he's 5'5"...

>he's a black belt bro
>dude his kicks
>decades of fighting experience

None of it matters if I'm that much bigger than him

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> Stopped inviting Rhonda Patrick on his show after she said a high meat diet was not healthy
> Keeps asking world experts in virology if saunas kill corona virus (answer every time: no)
> Smokes and drinks
> Biggest fitness achievement these days is beating a bunch of alcoholics who never exercise apart from the month of October

I don’t think Joe is as healthy as you people think

>meat
>tobacco
>alcohol
Based Joe. Lankies don't stand a chance.

if I could keep some distance I could try to tire him out
but if he gets me with one of his kicks I'd probably be sent to the shadow realm

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post body

Joe is like 5’8-5’8 180lbs

lmao all these (you) from seething manlets

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Oh shit! A black belt!? Damn that would mean his height doesn't even matter anymore!

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tall people are literally the easiest to beat in a fight
t. trained judo for 12years and never lost a fight againts a tallcuck

I could take him in BJJ, but not striking

Woah... and as we all know, judo is the only martial art and has no counters or exploits. It would be impossible to just boot him in the head!