Can dessert ever be both healthy and delicious? I HAVE to order a cheesecake after every entree...

Can dessert ever be both healthy and delicious? I HAVE to order a cheesecake after every entree, but that's another 1200 calories of pure sugar and fat. I tried fruit but it just isn't sweet enough.

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Do whatever you want I'm not your dad

ngmi

>That profile pic
Clearly he thinks you like dessert.

I always order desert, and seconds, sometimes thirds.

Based and bloatpilled

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I order one dessert for both usually

Why do literal obese bitches make posts like that? Like they're entitled to the best looking men? America is weird. Here no one would look at her let alone take her to a date.

Same girl

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I hate women

Caring about someone else's opinion on petty things is the red flag

chad

Why would you use that crap and not mozzarella

>The absolute state of women

>american cuisine

My desert in restaurants is usually the same.
One glass of whiskey or cognac, coffee and one piece on chocolate.

Continuation

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coffee with dessert is what god intended

>cheesecake
>"entree"

*mericans truly are disgusting

A girl isnt allowed to have her own opinion, or are all of you fat asses really that butt hurt

Theres men that would say pierced nipples are a red flag, another would say a woman having dyed black hair is another.

People are allowed to have preferences

>Theres men that would say pierced nipples are a red flag, another would say a woman having dyed black hair is another.
and they would be right

If I want cheesecake I have cheesecake, fuck her, a real nubian queen would understand.

Good thing I only eat meal prep and water and I have not been in a restaurant for years. So annoying that my uni friends could not socialize anyway other than over feckin food. I ask the whole group, you want to hang out together in the park to sing and dance? And they get uncomfortable. I ask the guys if they want to go to a gym, do some tricking, work out, wrestle and martial arts? They say they want to but none of them accompany me. I ask the ladies if they want to do things related to mutual classes or things like yoga or art and photography. Sometimes they agree because but they always have to get food and it ends up wrecking my schedule and I had to leave and explain why over social media. I don't have time for starbucks super lahte sugar nuclear holocaust and chatting. And then sometimes I take individual girls out for fun activity and two of them were under the impression we wanted to fuck each other. What the fuck, I don't even have a wife? Eating and fucking all these people do, nowhere on the planet is safe. I bet the entire group's ideal way to spend time would be to have an orgy in front of a drive through window. Goofy people.
Hopefully they will learn after this quarantine to do the right things with their lives and carry themselves with dignity

>hang out together in the park to sing and dance
redpilled af

You would have to be a moron to order dessert at 9/10 restaurants. The only exception is a place known for its handmade desserts - otherwise, you're LITERALLY paying 10+ dollars for a small piece of a frozen grocery store cheesecake that costs 3 dollars for the entire pie.

Additionally, even if the desserts *are* handmade, bakery and dessert items are one of the oldest tricks in the book... similar to using tons of beans in your chili or fast-food trying to upsell you on soda. It costs the restaurant pennies on the dollar for cheap ass ingredients (sugar).

Cheesecake alone has 3 ingredients... sugar, creame cheese, and eggs. "But user, the crust... (almost always) pre-packaged purchased in bulk.

I'm tired of restaurants abusing the middle class and am GLAD corona is finally showing restaurants who is boss. And FUCK whiney boo-hoo restaurant owners with their disgusting health standards and bottom of the barrel ingredients...

>i don't get paid enough!
Then get another job, waitress. STFU

If I get one hint of attitute from another one of these entitled cunts, you get a single tip: "Try not to be such a stupid BITCH"

Do americans really?

I chuckled at the last one though. I have a fantastic spinach and artichoke dip recipe that will put fat on any living being as it contains more butter and cheese than should be allowed by law. Seriously, it's decadent.

>fat bitch is afraid you'd eat her dessert
Also,....what type of cheesecake has 1200 cal?
One dessert from time to time won't hurt you.

Where's the cheese?

unirionically looks delicious and I might have that today

yep, i'm thinking i definitely will :P

Kek.
Based dubs of truth though.
There's more (and better things) to life than sex and food.

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Slavic songs and Ukrainian ballet are my specialty, my favorite trick is to play harmonica while dancing. None of my friends play instruments sadly
I have recently discovered Irish culture and I am earnestly practicing singing and dancing. Gaelic alteration is tough but I will learn

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>t.Incel

S I M P
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>being that thirsty for obese nigger women

>Theres men that would say pierced nipples are a red flag, another would say a woman having dyed black hair is another.
absolutely red flags desu senpai

For me, it's sorbet.

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>t. Lost soul

I WON'T COOK A CREME BRULE FOR SOMEONE WHO CALLS THIS "FOOD" BITCH YOUR LOSS

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Who gives a fuck what that big fat nigga thinks. Order a desert if you want a desert.